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Re: Movieblob

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:16 am

Blob's angst in those tweets above is the kind of thing that you should be over by your 30s. I would actually say 25, but I'll give him a generous allowance on that point since he turned being a man-child into his job.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:48 am

You should have the entire "how to talk to people" thing figured out well before that. If you don't get that over with during puberty at least, you're going to be fucked. If you don't know how to behave towards authority and colleagues right after that either, you practically have no future.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:58 am

He's just a fat Spoony. A tough guy who literally piles up bullshit on social media because he thinks it makes him look cool and edgy, while in real life he's just a soft anti-social loser who wouldn't dare speak that way to anyone who could possibly challenge him.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:26 pm

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Thu Nov 19, 2020 5:10 pm
How can someone be both fat and look malnourished
Just the shadows over his fat folds. Makes him look extra badass in his autistic brain.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Sieg Zeon » Fri Nov 20, 2020 11:13 pm

Complicity wrote:
Thu Nov 19, 2020 5:19 pm
Guest wrote:
Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:34 pm
Time for that Moviebob redemption arc. He's going to get in mad shape, go MAGA, and make NC mad with jealousy.
Nah, he should just do the JewWario.
Isn’t that our solution to everything?
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:41 am

Sieg Zeon wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 11:13 pm
Complicity wrote:
Thu Nov 19, 2020 5:19 pm
Nah, he should just do the JewWario.
Isn’t that our solution to everything?
It's the final solution to the IN question.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Nov 21, 2020 11:00 am

It is indeed the final solution.
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I am 6 feet tall and tower above these manlets and Chinese women are throwing their pussy at me as I type these words just for citizenship.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Nov 21, 2020 1:39 pm

You can't argue with the results.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Cuckara » Sat Nov 21, 2020 5:29 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:44 pm
>"I felt like I had a good number of friends"
In other words, he has never had any real friends, but he deluded himself into thinking the uber snobbish twitter leftists that he sucks up to were his friends. The man turns 40 next year and yet he's still acting like an insufferable teenager who doesn't get the simplest elements of human interaction. If he wasn't such an utterly wretched pile of shit who has caused all of his own misery, I would feel sorry for him. Even Spoony was able to get a couple of girlfriends, and even Linkara was able to make some friends. Blob is a Chris Chan tier IN; he'll die alone without ever having forged a connection with someone who isn't connected by blood.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Sat Nov 21, 2020 6:17 pm

I just like how Blob blames the pandemic/Trump (to his mind, they're synonymous) for his problems. What a great excuse! They took away his Halloween, his Marvel movies and now his friendships.

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