Dead Horse Interchange

You’re all doing it wrong. Behold, the one, the only, the nigger knife!

No kidding

I mean, the based Aztecs used natural volcanic glass to create the American Katana.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:45 pm

I mean, the based Aztecs used natural volcanic glass to create the American Katana.

That's a frat paddle with shingles.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:45 pm

I mean, the based Aztecs used natural volcanic glass to create the American Katana.

Their prize was genocide at the hands of drunk Spaniards.

BenComicGraphics wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:06 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:45 pm

I mean, the based Aztecs used natural volcanic glass to create the American Katana.

That's a frat paddle with shingles.

It's kinda ingenious. A paddle to spank the wife's butt, and the obsidian blades to slice her throat if she complains too much.

Although I suppose that, with the katana, you can use the sheat as a dildo to DP her. After all, all techniques of the Hiten Mitsurugi Style are double strikes....

Wan in za pinkuru, wan in za stinkuru.

From the guy who brought you 'Judy Blume novels taught me how to fuck' and 'I psyched out my psychiatrist because I'm a super genius' comes the latest masterpiece
'I dated a woman named Dagny and the sex was weird' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He could have just wrote "I dated" and it would have been just as unbelievable.

Wouldn't surprise me if he did hit up a loljectivist dating site and everyone called him a moocher or a looter because he thinks he should be a philosopher king living in space despite doing nothing of value. I could believe that.

Oengae wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:49 pm

He could have just wrote "I dated" and it would have been just as unbelievable.

Wouldn't surprise me if he did hit up a loljectivist

He strikes me as more of a loli objectivist.