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[Guest]

You’re all doing it wrong. Behold, the one, the only, the nigger knife!

[Keith Chegwin]

No kidding

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, the based Aztecs used natural volcanic glass to create the American Katana.

[BenComicGraphics]

I mean, the based Aztecs used natural volcanic glass to create the American Katana.

That's a frat paddle with shingles.

[Kugelfisch]

I mean, the based Aztecs used natural volcanic glass to create the American Katana.

Their prize was genocide at the hands of drunk Spaniards.

[Le Redditeur]

I mean, the based Aztecs used natural volcanic glass to create the American Katana.

That's a frat paddle with shingles.

It's kinda ingenious. A paddle to spank the wife's butt, and the obsidian blades to slice her throat if she complains too much.

Although I suppose that, with the katana, you can use the sheat as a dildo to DP her. After all, all techniques of the Hiten Mitsurugi Style are double strikes....

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Wan in za pinkuru, wan in za stinkuru.

[Keith Chegwin]

From the guy who brought you 'Judy Blume novels taught me how to fuck' and 'I psyched out my psychiatrist because I'm a super genius' comes the latest masterpiece
'I dated a woman named Dagny and the sex was weird'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Oengae]

He could have just wrote "I dated" and it would have been just as unbelievable.

Wouldn't surprise me if he did hit up a loljectivist dating site and everyone called him a moocher or a looter because he thinks he should be a philosopher king living in space despite doing nothing of value. I could believe that.

[Guest]

He could have just wrote "I dated" and it would have been just as unbelievable.

Wouldn't surprise me if he did hit up a loljectivist

He strikes me as more of a loli objectivist.