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Re: Movieblob

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:15 pm
by Guest
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:06 pm
I don't disagree but I didn't count his brother because, like you said, they're related and his brother seems to be more of a tard wrangler than a friend.
For sure, but Pittstains isn't actually his friend either. Have they ever just shot the shit with each other or hung out? And of course there's the whole matter of Blob throwing the Pitt under the bus when he accidentally incurred the wrath of goddess Zoe, even after Pitts got Blob his job back. That was my point. Geez, Blob is such a scumbag he can make basically anyone look good by comparison, even a cuck shithead like Pitts.

Re: Movieblob

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:36 pm
by Keith Chegwin
Guest wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:15 pm
Have they ever just shot the shit with each other or hung out?
They've done cons together. These people never just hang out because they're joyless fucks. But Pitts and his wife stayed in contact with Blob even after leaving The Escapist, so by a very generous definition they'd more qualify as his friends than 99.9% of the people who can't stand him and want nothing to do with him.

Re: Movieblob

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:18 am
by Oengae
Movieblob deciding his stance on the Amazon Prime strike must be like the two buttons meme where he's sweating profusely deciding between siding with the workers to toady up to the champagne socialist twitter bluechecks or tell the workers to fuck themselves because they're obsolete mayonaise ghouls who probably voted for Trump and will cease to be useful once Bezos can automate robots to ship his Mario toys.

Re: Movieblob

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:31 am
by Guest
I dunno about "mayonnaise ghouls." Thats of course something Blob would say but anybody working at a fucking Amazon Warehouse is a spic.

Re: Movieblob

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:49 am
by Guest
Oengae wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:18 am
Movieblob deciding his stance on the Amazon Prime strike must be like the two buttons meme where he's sweating profusely deciding between siding with the workers to toady up to the champagne socialist twitter bluechecks or tell the workers to fuck themselves because they're obsolete mayonaise ghouls who probably voted for Trump and will cease to be useful once Bezos can automate robots to ship his Mario toys.
Dude if you think that's a question that he would even hesitate for, you haven't been paying attention. Blob will would be mashing the fuck the workers button repeatedly until it broke.

He even had a little twitter chat with some millennial communist who somehow managed to be even dumber than Blob (scary thought, I know) where he made this clear. The idiot who probably bought a Che Guevera t-shirt for $50 told Blob he should just embrace communism instead of trying to be centrist to avoid backlash (yeah, I told you this person was scarily retarded) and Blob explained that he's not a communist because he actually firmly believes in hierarchy. He just thinks the wrong people are in charge.

Which anyone who follows Blob should have already fucking known. The whole "brown people are the REAL working class" schtick he pulls is just a paper thin deflection he only ever breaks out when he gets directly called out after one of his rants about gassing the obsoletes gets a little too spicy.

It's times like this when it really sucks how dead and beaten into the ground the word fascist is and how both sides use it to describe literally everyone. Because Blob is LITERALLY a fascist and he practically gave the definition when describing himself in that tweet. He's a narcissistic retard fascist who believes in his own special brand of retard fascism where breadtubers and creators of Marvel movies rule the world with an iron fist, with himself, the basement dwelling internet film reviewer at the top of the heap.

Re: Movieblob

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:58 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
I'm pretty sure his hypothetical manifesto would be basically My Twisted World, except instead of ranting about how he started to hate women because he didn't get the 3D waifu he has earned, he'll rant about how he started to hate everyone because nobody gave him the golden throne of the Imperium that is his God-given right.

Re: Movieblob

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:41 pm
by rabidtictac
And blobbo really hates it when people correctly identify him as a fascist, because in his mind, only a conservative republican US voter can qualify as a fascist. If you vote democrat, you by definition aren't one to movieblob, even if you espouse every SINGLE ideal which is found in fascism.

Re: Movieblob

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:06 pm
by Guest
rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:41 pm
And blobbo really hates it when people correctly identify him as a fascist, because in his mind, only a conservative republican US voter can qualify as a fascist. If you vote democrat, you by definition aren't one to movieblob, even if you espouse every SINGLE ideal which is found in fascism.
No no, see fascism = white man good, holocaust all teh browns and gays! How can Blob be a fascist if he hates da whities and wants all the poor ones starved to death in labor camps? Himself excluded of course, because he EARNED being exempt by being a woke internet film critic. Fascism is just Nazis after all, those are the ones in all the movies and vidya games. Their ideology consisted of doing the holocaust against Jews and blacks and stealing artifacts from Indiana Jones!

-This is what Movieblob actually believes.

Re: Movieblob

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 4:01 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
The main difference is that Blob's defintion of "master race" only includes himself. And Mario.

Re: Movieblob

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:09 am
by Kama
So if Elon Musk is right blob might get his robot body soon.