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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:05 am

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Imagine if Blob went to the nearest drive-thru and ordered five bacon double cheeseburgers and came home to find he'd been given lettuce wrapped veggie burgers by mistake.
He'd bitch about it on twitter and use his cis white bread at home to substitute?
Dude, a lettuce bun on a beef burger is fucking messy but actually delicious.
And Pabst Blue Ribbon with Mtn Dew soaked chicken is nasty. You have to take Blob's horrendous tastebuds malformed by generations of white trash genetics into account. He can only tolerate vegetables if he douses them in blue cheese, ranch dressing, and bacon grease.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:06 am

Important to note that "blue cheese" means something entirely different to burgerlandians than Europeans. Burgers only make one kind of cheese and I'm fairly certain that 50% of the recipe is molten plastic.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Pepsi Man » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:20 am

We generally associate, "blue cheese," with a specific salad dressing. You also have restaurants putting cheese crumbles onto their salads and calling it, "blue cheese," outright, instead of using a specific name.

Also, blue cheese dressing is absolutely disgusting.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:11 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:06 am
Important to note that "blue cheese" means something entirely different to burgerlandians than Europeans. Burgers only make one kind of cheese and I'm fairly certain that 50% of the recipe is molten plastic.
If you mean so-called american (((cheese))), then yes, that is just plastic mixed with vegetable oil. However, we have many fine dairies in burgerland that do produce actual cheeses such as colby, sharp cheddar, swiss and gouda.

I can't recall the last time I heard a burger admit to eating those singles things.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by drisko » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:33 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Does the betus rot your brain? He might be actively getting stupider.
Kind of. If they forget their insulin shots a bit too often they can get brain damage. Doesn't Blob pretend he got rid of his type 2? I can easily imagine him being delirious from too high blood sugar when he goes on his fifty tweet rants.
A generally shitty lifestyle will do that as well. Bob has mentioned he pushes himself to "work" twenty hours a day (He considers tweeting and rewatching Avengers for the fiftieth time work) so he barely gets any sleep. Anger can also cause problems, and he gets triggered by damn near everything. So does a lack of social interacting. Add in him not getting enough exercise or sunlight, he's screwed.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:35 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:11 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:06 am
Important to note that "blue cheese" means something entirely different to burgerlandians than Europeans. Burgers only make one kind of cheese and I'm fairly certain that 50% of the recipe is molten plastic.
If you mean so-called american (((cheese))), then yes, that is just plastic mixed with vegetable oil. However, we have many fine dairies in burgerland that do produce actual cheeses such as colby, sharp cheddar, swiss and gouda.

I can't recall the last time I heard a burger admit to eating those singles things.
You know Bob does. You just know he loves that shit.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:02 pm

Eating real cheese from real milk is so last century. Plastic cheese is the way of the Star Trek future.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:07 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Eating real cheese from real milk is so last century. Plastic cheese is the way of the Star Trek future.
You know, I knew you were going to say something like that the second I saw you'd posted
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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:37 pm

Great minds think alike.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:51 pm

Hey Voice, remember when the entire nation was disgusted over analogue cheese a few years ago?
Well, it's back at large as vegan cheese and the idiots eat that shit up.
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