Movieblob

[Guest]

Hey Blob, Sega does what Nintendon’t, have a bigger box office.

And yeah sjws crucify Mario because he saves his woman from an evil turtle dragon. I hope one day Anita finds herself in a Kitty Genovese situation where she’s being murdered and nobody does anything because she’s a stronk wahmen. It’d be perfect pottery.

[Keith Chegwin]

They're almost guaranteed to do nothing in that situation, not just because she only surrounds herself with beta orbiters and spineless cowards but because most of them are vegans on the soy who wouldn't have the physical strength to save her from being brutally murdered if they wanted to.

Also, I don't get why Bob gravitates to Mario so strongly (other than 'muh childhood' obviously). If he thought about it, he'd probably realise that Mario is everything he hates. Working class, Italian. Willing to help anyone in trouble even, sometimes literal, wasteland ghouls.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh the Mario movie is going to be an event solely for the Blob sperg. He's going to pick apart every last byte of that fucking thing.

Or lap up every drop.

He'll already dislike it if it isn't a direct sequel to the 1993 movie. And he'll hate it if Mario isn't from Brooklyn.
I really don't see much of a chance of him actually liking it. His Mario head canon has been largely detached from actual canon for longer than the average age of the people who will see the movie.

This guy is really into telling people how horny he gets for lesbian sex stuff.

He can't not hide his power level, and he can't not talk about women in media - be they fictional or real - without bringing up his favorite fetish in the whole world, for the only way his mind can process females is in gauging their usefulness during his nightly JO sessions.

With that in mind, I can see him loathing incels even without the whole virtue-signaling angle. Incels hate women, which is an entirely alien concept for Blob.

[Keith Chegwin]

With that in mind, I can see him loathing incels even without the whole virtue-signaling angle. Incels hate women, which is an entirely alien concept for Blob.

Firstly, Blob hates women. He just focuses this hatred on safe targets like conservative or even moderate women like Tulsi Gabbard. For all his defence of Brie Larson, if she was a Christian conservative and not a shrieking shitlib, he'd be saying exactly the same things about her. No ass, resting bitch face, no charisma, etc.

Secondly, saying 'incels hate women' is a bit like saying 'atheists hate God'. The only generalisation you can make about incels is that they're celibate and it ain't voluntary. MovieBob is a fucking incel. He's just simply one who puts (most) women on a pedestal instead of wanting to treat them like shit.

[BenComicGraphics]

With that in mind, I can see him loathing incels even without the whole virtue-signaling angle. Incels hate women, which is an entirely alien concept for Blob.

Firstly, Blob hates women. He just focuses this hatred on safe targets like conservative or even moderate women like Tulsi Gabbard. For all his defence of Brie Larson, if she was a Christian conservative and not a shrieking shitlib, he'd be saying exactly the same things about her. No ass, resting bitch face, no charisma, etc.

Secondly, saying 'incels hate women' is a bit like saying 'atheists hate God'. The only generalisation you can make about incels is that they're celibate and it ain't voluntary. MovieBob is a fucking incel. He's just simply one who puts (most) women on a pedestal instead of wanting to treat them like shit.

The only women that would date him would be 400 lb tumblerinas and hambeasts with multicolored hair and otherkin identities. The only way blob could improve his prospects is via weight loss, a stable job and a work ethic.

The only way blob can lose weight is via the Mike Dodd option(lose 25 lbs in 2 minutes!). The only stable job he's qualified for would be fast food. And he has no work ethic.

[Keith Chegwin]

The only women that would date him would be 400 lb tumblerinas and hambeasts with multicolored hair and otherkin identities.

Not even that. For months he tried to fuck The Opinioness and failed. A fat vegan feminist from the Boston area, basically exactly his type and he couldn't even get her to come to bed with him. That's exactly how pathetic he is.

At least Jim Sterling, that fat piece of shit, has a wife. A fat, ugly, rainbow haired tumblrina wife with a little brat of her own and who fucks other men, but a wife nonetheless. MovieBob can't even get a horrible woman to marry him.

[MegaNigger]

The only women that would date him would be 400 lb tumblerinas and hambeasts with multicolored hair and otherkin identities.

Not even that. For months he tried to fuck The Opinioness and failed. A fat vegan feminist from the Boston area, basically exactly his type and he couldn't even get her to come to bed with him. That's exactly how pathetic he is.

At least Jim Sterling, that fat piece of shit, has a wife. A fat, ugly, rainbow haired tumblrina wife with a little brat of her own and who fucks other men, but a wife nonetheless. MovieBob can't even get a horrible woman to marry him.

>imblying some women aren't horrible people


*Your average modern woman*

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A bit thin for the "average"

[MegaNigger]

A bit thin for the "average"

Thin and attractive girls have still committed murders and killed children over nothing... Women in general are unstable and the fact that in 1918 Woodrow Cuckson appointed the government as the pimp of all women and gave them voting rights was the beginning of the end and the precursor to every single Socialist/Commie group, creed, and policy that's taken root in the west today. My sig tells the tale

[rabidtictac]

With that in mind, I can see him loathing incels even without the whole virtue-signaling angle. Incels hate women, which is an entirely alien concept for Blob.

Firstly, Blob hates women. He just focuses this hatred on safe targets like conservative or even moderate women like Tulsi Gabbard. For all his defence of Brie Larson, if she was a Christian conservative and not a shrieking shitlib, he'd be saying exactly the same things about her. No ass, resting bitch face, no charisma, etc.

Secondly, saying 'incels hate women' is a bit like saying 'atheists hate God'. The only generalisation you can make about incels is that they're celibate and it ain't voluntary. MovieBob is a fucking incel. He's just simply one who puts (most) women on a pedestal instead of wanting to treat them like shit.

Is the term "incel" only limited to celibate men who are celibate not by choice? The term has been used so widely now by shitlibs that I assumed it was being applied to all men who are celibate, including those who abstain. I think the term is too wide a classification to say anything about whether or not incels "hate" women as well. Does every teetotaler "hate" alcohol? Do straight edge types "hate" drugs? A lot of atheists don't even hate religion, although they may have had a phase they went through where they did.

You are quite correct that Blob hates women though. Cue me mentioning, once again, his Megan Fox rant. All Ms. Fox had done at that point was appear in popcorn action movies and be conventionally attractive to men.