Movieblob

[Keith Chegwin]

We still talking about this piece of shit?

[Guest]

We still talking about this piece of shit?

Until he dies or has his internet privileges revoked by whichever family member is currently letting him crash in their basement.

[MegaNigger]

We still talking about this piece of shit?

Until he dies or has his internet privileges revoked by whichever family member is currently letting him crash in their basement.

YoU just know he doesn't even pay for their net service.

[CuckTurdginson]

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This is such an awful fucking take. "Captain Marvel" has another one of those really shitty, underwhelming villains that you see in 70-80% of these fucking Marvel movies. The way he gets defeated ends up eschewing any real form of emotion or depth in favor of a "stronk womyn" moment where she just blasts him (Jude Law) away, this is coming after the movie had established this idea that Carol Danvers was learning how to fight well w/o leaning heavily on her powers. I understand the need to have a moment like that, but comparing it to "Wonder Woman", which a lot of people are already doing, the "stronk womyn" moment of that film was the "No Mans Land" scene, an entire action setpiece that was widely considered to be the highlight of that film.
Blob's argument is that the movie doesn't need to have a good story or antagonist because its developing this character but "Captain Marvel" didn't really do that either. There's an implication that the movie might present the idea that Carol's "Stronk womyn"-ness is performative and that she adopted these behaviors as a way to succeed in the military, but the movie never explores it or gives that idea any sort of depth. Maybe a sequel will do better but it makes me sad that that's where we are now.
Shit like this reminds me why I fucking hate this guy, he doesn't really give a fuck if movies are good, he just wants to drool over brands.

[Guest]

Bet he wants to drool all over Captain Fungus's toes.

[CuckTurdginson]

He wants to hoverhand her. He's a gentleman, guest.

[Guest]

"The plots are shallow and generic and the villains are shitty, almost interchangeable cardboard cutouts because team Mahvel is focusing on great character writing over explosions!" Okay, sure Bob. That makes sense. It's totally not lazy hacks who can only right heroic banter and angst dialogue and absolutely nothing else, including the plot that's supposed to give us stakes and a reason to care.

On a more personal note, how'd that Mahvel boycott to #RehireJamesGunn go, Blob? As limp dicked as your actual dick, I see.

[Guest]

Dosent have much of an ass to hovergrope.
I bet he looks at her toes with deep envy because she still has any at all.

[Kugelfisch]

I've been hearing nothing but praise about Thanos for ages. Thanos, supposedly, is what made that one capeshit movie great. He's the villain, no? I haven't heard jack shit about any other capeshit movie a week after it was out but somehow Thanos really struck a chord with people.
I guess villains actually matter and Blobbo is just a fucking moron as usual.

[Guest]

Villains are very important because the audience likes them because they do what the audience wants to do (kill everyone).