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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:58 pm

Heard about that. Now they just need to do the same thing with the ham analogue.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:29 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:58 pm
Heard about that. Now they just need to do the same thing with the ham analogue.
They do that even worse. Formfleisch (formed meat) is at least actual meat that's shaped like a ham, glued together by protein. For the vegan version they just leave out the meat and use that fucking protein for everything. It's usually soy or pea protein.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:41 am

So you have the choice between soy or peas? Nice.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:33 pm

The Escapist cancelled the Game Overthinker. They say they're getting a new show by some mystery person for vidya game analysis and Blob will focus on being terrible at analyzing movies instead. Tick tock Bob!

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Re: Movieblob

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:41 pm

The Escapist should cancel The Escapist.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:08 pm

They should but they should cancel MovieBob from life before turning the gun on themselves
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:26 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:41 pm
The Escapist should cancel The Escapist.
I want them to fire the Blob again and linger for a bit afterwards. If they go under he'll just share a couple of phony messages on Twitter about the good times he had with them and how it makes him sad like muh Toys-R-Us. If Blob gets fired though, he'll be a volcano of impotent twitter rage about it for weeks, blaming Trump, blue collar white people, and the alt-right.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:30 pm

Yeah, but if they fire him and then they go under, he'll be gloating about how it's their fault for firing him and he could have led them to a superior future and all sorts of other crap.
He'd be out of work at the only employer dumb enough to hire him either way
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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:51 pm

"You would've had a studio in space with robot (hookers) by now if you've kept me on the site!"
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Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:33 pm
The Escapist cancelled the Game Overthinker. They say they're getting a new show by some mystery person for vidya game analysis and Blob will focus on being terrible at analyzing movies instead. Tick tock Bob!
Maybe that mystery person has actually touched a game since Yoshi's Island :lol:
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:35 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:51 pm
"You would've had a studio in space with robot (hookers) by now if you've kept me on the site!"
Guest wrote:
Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:33 pm
The Escapist cancelled the Game Overthinker. They say they're getting a new show by some mystery person for vidya game analysis and Blob will focus on being terrible at analyzing movies instead. Tick tock Bob!
Maybe that mystery person has actually touched a game since Yoshi's Island :lol:
Maybe they hired Totalbiscuit. After all, we know a functioning brain isn't a requirement to work for The Escapist, since they hired Bob.

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