Movieblob

[Guest]

Robert is the special kind of loser that didn't have any real friends until he discovered the internet. And then he even fucked that up by associating with rapists like Devin Faraci and murderers like Chelsea Van Valkenberg.

Reminder that he spent the reception of his sister's wedding in Cancun at a table alone, hunched over his phone, tweeting about Orange Man Bad.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

He’s no real friends period, the people who’s backs he stabbed would’ve done the exact same thing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Blob has no belonging. Too much of an uncool spastic for the jocks, too dumb for the smart kids, too much of an asshole for the nerds. I have no doubt that he used his size advantage to let out his frustration on some other kids at some point. But I think he's mostly mad about jocks because he feels that they should be beneath him.

Maybe he once gave an Atomic Wedgie to one of the working class kids, only to then notice that the kid was wearing Captain N underwear.
That day, he lost the only chance at befriending a kindred spirit.

[Oengae]

Some podcast did a reading from Brick by Brick and Blob, his brother, and his supporters are absolutely assblasted about it.

[Guest]

Absolutely hilarious that he will never live that whole grandmother funeral thing down. Even if it has been exaggerated the fact that he put that in a fucking book about mario bros is ridiculous enough. On top of that, what is this like the third week straight that the entire internet has been mocking Robert?

[rabidtictac]

Robert is the special kind of loser that didn't have any real friends until he discovered the internet. And then he even fucked that up by associating with rapists like Devin Faraci and murderers like Chelsea Van Valkenberg.

Reminder that he spent the reception of his sister's wedding in Cancun at a table alone, hunched over his phone, tweeting about Orange Man Bad.

They're not even his friends. It's a case of users using each other. Each one thinks the other is a useful idiot who will be up against the wall when the time comes, meanwhile THEY will inherit all the power and responsibility. None has the presence of mind to realize they are all useful idiots being programmed by their media overlords to push the overton window and normalize shit like pedophilia.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Some podcast did a reading from Brick by Brick and Blob, his brother, and his supporters are absolutely assblasted about it.

One could be so bold as to theorize that writing dumb shit for everyone to read could potentially result in getting mocked for it

[Keith Chegwin]

Even if it has been exaggerated the fact that he put that in a fucking book about mario bros is ridiculous enough.

It's been exaggerated but not by much. So he can go 'Well ACKSUALLY it was the wake I skipped'. So what? He skipped it because he didn't want to be 'social' with people. They're your fucking family asshole. It speaks volumes about the man that he'd dump his family during their time of grief because he had better things to do.

[BenComicGraphics]

Even if it has been exaggerated the fact that he put that in a fucking book about mario bros is ridiculous enough.

It's been exaggerated but not by much. So he can go 'Well ACKSUALLY it was the wake I skipped'. So what? He skipped it because he didn't want to be 'social' with people. They're your fucking family asshole. It speaks volumes about the man that he'd dump his family during their time of grief because he had better things to do.

Maybe the local greasy spoon was selling all you can eat pancakes.

[Keith Chegwin]

Blob's brother, as it turns out, is almost as retarded as Blob himself