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Re: Movieblob

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:44 pm

The only somewhat recent X-men film with any kind of positive reception was Logan. A film that didn't have the usual ensemble cast and starred two actors who were done with the franchise. Everything else since Days of Future Past has been so awful that not even the most soy of fanboys tries to defend it.
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Post by Guest » Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:26 pm

Logan is just another Mandawhorian, popular because the internet decided it was popular. Consoom!

Ironically, since everyone shits on it, Apocalypse is probably the best Sex-Men movie because Singer finally learned how to shoot action scenes and there's not a lot of slow shit weighing everything down. A thoroughly wasted series and they made like nineteen of the damn things.

The MCU's black Wolverine is going to be aces though!

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Post by ban » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:22 pm

The Ex-men series are only good for the first two films and maaaaybe Days of Future Past if you stretch it. Even with the "awesome BDSM leather, bro" shit, X1 and 2 were good for what they did. I'd even call them ok to good movies.

Logan was a pile of shit because it tried too hard and came out as super edgy and the original Logan comic the movie's based on is already full of pure EDGE :lol:
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The MCU's black Wolverine is going to be aces though!
>He doesn't know
>He thinks Marvel will skip the chance to use Wolverine's gay happa son with daddy issues and mutant AIDS
>He thinks they won't bring over the super=celebrated gay version of Wolverine who is in a threesome relationship with Hercules and Captain America from the "cool universe" that comic sites tried to push some years ago
>He thinks they won't do both and have a gay Wolverine who sired a gay happa faggot with mutant AIDS to score extra brave points
>He thinks they won't go the extra mile to make Cyclops and Jean Grey BLACK, so they can make Cyclops also fuck Wolverine whenever Jean dies


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Re: Movieblob

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:33 pm

Chris Tucker as Black Wolverine.
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Post by Guest » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:40 pm

It'll be Michael B. Jordan and you'll like it!

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Post by ban » Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:43 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
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Chris Tucker as Black Wolverine.
You fucking wish we'd get something as good as that. It's gonna be Killmonger as Wolverine like the guestfag said, and everybody will like it.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:45 am

In the comics, Wolverine is a tiny guy who stands about 5'3". The movies need to finally get that right.

Kevin Hart should play him.

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Post by Guest » Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:02 am

or as I call him, Uncle Tom Thumb

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Re: Movieblob

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:52 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Jan 19, 2021 11:40 pm
It'll be Michael B. Jordan and you'll like it!
Michael B.'s fucking charismatic tho - and he's also been in the MCU. If you want to reflect current year Mahvel it needs to be something worse than that.

Like Tyler Perry as Madea as Wolverine. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Wed Jan 20, 2021 3:27 am

>Michael B. Jordan charismatic


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