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Kugelfisch
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by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:55 pm
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:34 pm
Of course all the slop tastes great to him, because he doesn't eat anything else!
He doesn't just drink MountainDew, he marinades stuff in it.
People call soft drinks "carbonated sugar water" often but for Dew it's spot on. It tastes of nothing but "sweet". Not even an
artificial fruit flavour one could point out. It's soda for people that find mayonnaise spicy.
What I'm saying is, asking for his taste in anything is like asking a blind man to describe a painting.
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Oengae
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by Oengae » Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:13 pm
Not just marinaded in soda, but marinaded for a week. Unless you're buying the oldest, gnarliest stewing hen that got hit by a car and backed over again, there's no reason to marinade it for more than overnight.
He even described it as like eating a giant scallop, which considering how acidic Mtn Dew is, surprised it didn't completely cook it or dissolve it into sludge by the end. But it's definitely how he likes his media, a sludge without substance to consoom quickly so he can get hyped to consoom future sludge.
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VoiceOfReasonPast
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:51 pm
He did this to improve it's consistency. If it's basically slime he has to waste less time chewing it.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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rabidtictac
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by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:35 am
The Blob dissolves its prey with mountain dew gastric juices for easy absorption of the jelly into its protoplasmic body.
RAPEMAN wrote: ↑Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:42 pm
>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome
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Kugelfisch
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by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 10, 2024 1:50 pm
Oengae wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:13 pm
He even described it as like eating a giant scallop
That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard.
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CuckTurdginson
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by CuckTurdginson » Mon Feb 12, 2024 6:19 am
....why is he mad at Doge?
Complicity wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:44 pm
Stand in front of an incoming train while you are at it, faggot.
RAPEMAN wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2024 9:12 pm
Disregard, I suck cocks.
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VoiceOfReasonPast
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Feb 12, 2024 6:49 am
I think he's trying to defend the honor of either Taylor Swift, or the Super Bowl. Hard to tell, though.
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CuckTurdginson
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by CuckTurdginson » Mon Feb 12, 2024 7:17 am
Doge is kinda just being a normalfag, though - like "I don't care what the internet cares about - I just want to get drunk."
Complicity wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:44 pm
Stand in front of an incoming train while you are at it, faggot.
RAPEMAN wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2024 9:12 pm
Disregard, I suck cocks.
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Le Redditeur
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by Le Redditeur » Mon Feb 12, 2024 8:12 am
It's a silly little joke, and yet it's too much for Blob's brain.
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