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Re: Movieblob

Post by drisko » Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:54 am

The only way he'd come into money is through winning a lottery or something. And he'd probably blow it all on making his godawful Mario movie. Not himself, he'd try to give a cheque to some Hollywood company to do it for him.

Jesus, Bob with money would be one of the most laughable examples of nouvaeu riche ever. You know that mother fucker would be showing off his line of expensive cars, tons of gold watches, overpriced suits, 90 room mansion, etc. just to prove how amazing he is. He'd waste it all just trying to look the part, even though he probably hates most of the stuff associated with rich people. He'll pay a high dollar escort to come with him to some fancy restaurant and order filet minon while wearing a tux, but he'll hate every minute of it because he'd rather be home in something comfy eating a cheeseburger. Nothing but endless vlogs showing off what he bought today.

He probably buy a shit ton of games and then hire someone to play them while he watches. Wonder if he'd get Spoony?

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Oengae » Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:43 pm

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I know Blawb is a fat manchild but did he even go to Toys R Us on the reg? Sure he isn't getting his Princess Peach figurines to hotglue off Amazon?
Blob was as often in a Toys'R'Us in the last decade as he's played a video game. Doesn't stop him from commenting on the matter.
Like all SJWs, he'll shill endlessly for something he probably doesn't spend money on himself like all the feminist video games, comics, and shows that came out since CURRENT YEAR, then blame evil capitalism and the patriarchy on the fact that they failed.

Based on Blob's statement, he basically wants post-scarcity Star Trek because he knows fuck all about economics and the fact of the matter is even if we could get to post-scarcity, there's still going to be a huge gap between capitalism and post-scarcity where people are going to fall beneath the cracks but he only cares about them if they vote for libs. Fuck miners and truckers, they're obsolete and they should have soyboyed up, got a STEM degree, and moved to the city and voted for Shillery, but we need to protect taxi drivers and fast food employees from automation and crowdsourcing at all costs.

And Rich Blob would still have the same crass taste as he does now. His house will probably read like a character from RPO and he'll just have rooms full of Nintendo, Marvel, and faux-geek pop culture shit and drive a Delorean around town. Pay cosplay makers way too much money to make a Captain N costume he'll wear around the house and blow money in movie prop auctions. Still spend 10 hours a day on twitter though, and deliver more self-serving hot takes where he tries to rationalize that it's okay that he has a million dollars because he's putting it back in the economy by spending it instead of hoarding it or building an eeeevil business. And despite being able to spend more money to up his production values, his videos will still look and sound like shit because he won't bother learning how to use his equipment properly.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:32 am

I'm really behind on the Blob thread, so forgive me if this has already been posted.
I was really surprised to see this on this channel. Usually the channel is exposing martial arts fraud and PUA con artists.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:36 am

My guess is, to get to a post-scarcity society in the real world, we'd need a massive percentage of the global population to fucking die. And then the remainder would need to have all the agricultural tools and knowledge that we have now + technology and internet and all that shit.

So basically, imagine if most of the world died of superAIDS or something and only Ameriga or Yurope was left to rebuild.

Post-scarcity doesn't mean what Blob and star trek think it does. Or at least, it wouldn't look the way it does in star trek. The Egyptian Empire might be considered a post-scarcity society, since they had so much extra food they could afford to trade it away in exchange for other goods and luxuries.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:19 am

Blob wants to live like the people in WALL-E. Just minus the planet being uninhabitable.
There would be zero working class. All kind of labour would be done by robots that repair and build themselves and each other. The only reason he sometimes pays a bit of lip service to minorities is because he needs people to vote for "the right" candidate. In his world, democracy wouldn't be a thing so they would've outlasted their usefulness as well.

Note that there's no endgame to his fantasy. No comprehensive way of how any of the shit would work, what the point would be and especially not where he'd fit into that world. That's not important. What is important is the short term goal of exterminating every person that isn't part of the bourgeois. He'd openly talk about extinction campaigns and concentration camps if that wouldn't immediately result in even more rejection from the SucJus.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:44 am

Even with robots, much of the population would be left struggling for resources. The only way I can see to remove scarcity is to remove people. Blob is probably cool with that. He most likely faps at the idea of sending all teh jawks and blue-collar workers into Soylent factories. He can grind them up and sprinkle them on his candy that he isn't allowed to have, and feed his beetus and persecution boner at the same time.

If robots were doing every job blue-collar workers do now, I wonder what Blob thinks all those people would be doing with all that free time? I guess the robots would give them all a bunch of free resources so they can live without working. But then, what would they even do? I know his response would be the retarded captain picard "whatever they want" bullshit. Yeah that isn't how life or humans work. Put people in a situation where they don't need to do anything and a bunch of them will turn to drugs, general substance abuse and violence.

Blob would also have to convince me that it's even possible to feed, clothe and shelter every person on the planet by using robots. I'm unconvinced this planet has the resources required to do that. Especially since populations always rise when all resource needs are met.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Poonoo » Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:17 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:44 am
I know his response would be the retarded captain picard "whatever they want" bullshit. Yeah that isn't how life or humans work. Put people in a situation where they don't need to do anything and a bunch of them will turn to drugs, general substance abuse and violence.

Blob would also have to convince me that it's even possible to feed, clothe and shelter every person on the planet by using robots. I'm unconvinced this planet has the resources required to do that. Especially since populations always rise when all resource needs are met.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:13 am

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He does realize Made in America products tend to be higher in quality than those made overseas? There are exceptions, but it's a general rule that holds true for most products.

Also I didn't realize only WHITE people worked in manufacturing American goods.

But whatever. Blob speaks as someone who doesn't work real jobs and doesn't understand how badly outsourcing entire career fields to slave labor markets can fuck everyone involved over. People in those slave labor markets need to be developing local communities, building up their own markets and figuring out how to support themselves as a group. Not applying to be slaves at some tech center while all their agriculture goes down the shitter in favor of importing IMF-flavored powdered milk and Coca-Cola.

He talks a lot about obsolescence and mediocrity, but you know what's really obsolete and mediocre? Shitty plastic toys made in fucking China out of ass-bestos. RIP Toy Story good riddance.

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I'm having a hard time imagining just how much of an inhumane bastard you have to be to see an abandoned Toys R Us as "more dead" than your own fathers corpse.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:27 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:19 am
Blob wants to live like the people in WALL-E.
He does live like the people in WALL-E. He wants everyone else to live like him because in his fucked up mind he genuinely believes he's successful.
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If robots were doing every job blue-collar workers do now, I wonder what Blob thinks all those people would be doing with all that free time?
I think he genuinely wants or expects everyone in the world to become 'culture' critics like himself. He's that full of himself. Based on things he's said, he probably thinks that if everyone becomes a culture critic then A) he can lord superiority over them because he was a culture critic first and B) they will venerate him as some elder statesman of criticism over more worthy candidates like Roger Ebert (who they've built statues of), Gene Siskel, Pauline 'Everything I don't like is fascist' Kael or even RLM.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by drisko » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:51 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:27 am
I think he genuinely wants or expects everyone in the world to become 'culture' critics like himself. He's that full of himself. Based on things he's said, he probably thinks that if everyone becomes a culture critic then A) he can lord superiority over them because he was a culture critic first and B) they will venerate him as some elder statesman of criticism over more worthy candidates like Roger Ebert (who they've built statues of), Gene Siskel, Pauline 'Everything I don't like is fascist' Kael or even RLM.
Not exactly, he wants every one on earth to dedicate their lives to the only things he thinks are worthy pursuits, those being creating entertainment or furthering science. The reason he wants this future is because he believes that, as a critic, he would be an integral part of this society he envisions. He would never make anything himself, just comment on those that do, and therefore make things better.

What's hilarious is that he's fully aware that there's already an excess of critics on YT but he's under the impression that he would stand above the rest, even if there were only a limited amount of career options. Because delusions.

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