A huge part of Blob's malfunction, I'd say, is that he clearly lives online. His life is all Twitter and politics and movies and Mario and fattening food and whatever the hell he masturbates to (probably Mario and fattening food). Doesn't seem to do anything beyond that, including talking to anyone. That's why he talks about people the way he does. That's why his reviews are so mechanical and lifeless.
Has he EVER debated anyone face-to-face?
Blob is what you become when you don't engage with life at all.
I unaware of any human interaction he's had outside of Twitter, other than paying for a photo with Anita.
Why would he want to talk about movies with somebody? He already knows he's the smartest guy around and that the other person would be dead wrong. The only people he would like to mingle with are busy ignoring him or charge him for being photographed with them like Anita.
That gets funnier the more you contemplate it. Not even Jordan Peterson would charge you for that.
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No and THIS is why I hate Bob, and THIS is why I think everyone is wrong for using fatness as the primary attack against him. Yeah he's fat, but he's not THAT fat compared to the internet. Sean Fausz, Boogie and even that drama faggot Asaleri are all fatter than him. Blob should have been feared as a Crowder-esque Nintendo shill against spoony, yahtzee, pacter and whoever else DARED to speak ill against glorious Miyamoto keikaiku. But he wasn't cos he's a faggot coward.
Making fun of Blob being fat wouldn't be as legit if he hadn't given us such great memes like crying when he walked past the Snickers stand at the grocery store.
Bob's type never debates. Despite his internet tough guy act, he's a tremendous pussy faggot IRL and could never defend his ideas outside of his safe space. He'd try to justify not debating them by claiming that debate just legitimises racists or gives them opportunity to create theatre but that's the primary reason. He can't defend his ideas.