Movieblob

[MegaNigger]

Imagine shilling this hard for a CCP approved remake of a twenty year old film

Imagine shilling for a movie about a Mary Sue.

[Salmonella]

If everything is going so great in China why don't they release Mulan in theaters there and VOD for us damned Americans who can't follow the heckin rules?

[Moe Bitches]

They are the biggest popcorn shit flick consoomers.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If it had mushoo in it, I might would pirate it, but it doesn't. #NotmyMulan

Did they decide to ditch the cartoon mascosts entirely after getting too much backlash for Blue Will Smith?

[Salmonella]

If it had mushoo in it, I might would pirate it, but it doesn't. #NotmyMulan

Did they decide to ditch the cartoon mascosts entirely after getting too much backlash for Blue Will Smith?

It supposedly won't have Mooshoo, the ghost ancestors, or musical numbers. Those would have been disrespectful to the chinks or something like that.

[rabidtictac]

Yes, good. Remove everything fun about Jizzney movies and replace it with nothing! Kill all your franchises. I can only hope the Jizzney staff follow suit.

[Guest]

They basically remade Mulan to suck China's tiny yellow cock so I'm glad Jizzney are getting fucked over it

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It supposedly won't have Mooshoo, the ghost ancestors, or musical numbers. Those would have been disrespectful to the chinks or something like that.

Chinese prefer manly guitar duels.

[Sieg Zeon]

The idea of Mulan being reimagined as a wuxia fantasy film interested me a bit, but knowing it’s Jizzney and the lead cunt was encouraging the Hong Kong protesters to be put down like dogs cements my hatred for it.

That reminds me, remember how all the shitlibs were condemning those people, but after George Mayweather Foreman was shot they went all “Guiz we part of the same struggle!” and did a 180? Fuck those people.

There are way better adaptations of the ballad of mulan anyway, I doubt the jizzney+ cucks even know that it’s an old chinese story. Reminder that Disney can’t do anything original.

[Moe Bitches]

Mars needs Mom sounded original, but even that wasn't. You had the Jimmy Neutron movie which did that "town without parents as the parents were kidnapped by aliens" plot a whole lot better.