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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:48 pm

Oh yeah, that's some hot polygon action.
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>this is why i didn't follow my brother into engineering
Does Bob "Fuck the Jock" Chipman have any idea just how in demand engineers are?
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:55 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Does Bob "Fuck the Jock" Chipman have any idea just how in demand engineers are?
Ha, just you wait until robots take over all the jobs and must be, uh, constructed and maintained by...engineers, I guess? Oh, no wait, clearly those will all be in China in the labour camps! Then China will truly produce everything and......have absolute monopoly on all manufacturing and be the leading world economy? B-but I bet they will need Hollywood capeshit with lots of niggers and a fat fuck from his mother's basement to analize them, right? That's how it works, right?
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:26 pm

He didn't 'follow' his brother into engineering because he's the older brother. If anything, his brother didn't follow him into being an irredeemable fuck-up.
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I would pay good money to hear him talk about how Mario Tennis is the "Thinking man's tennis".
This would imply that he played it.
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Post by drisko » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:14 am

I'm pretty sure the only game he had for the N64 was Mario 64 since that was the only 'real Mario game.' Now as a kid, my parents preferred to buy games like Mario Kart and Party for my brother and I since they were multiplayer games and we could play together. One thing I'm kind of surprised by is in the book, Bob never talked about playing those sorts of games with Chris or their sister. It wouldn't surprise me if he was a selfish little shit who refused to let them even touch his precious Nintendos. You remember in The Simpsons where Milhouse is playing Blood Storm and even though it's multiplayer, he gets Bart thrown out of the house instead of letting him play? That's what I imagine Bob is like.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:19 am

Non-Blobs can't appreciate the deep intellectual undertones of the Mario games.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:10 am



He cites all these other reasons, but you know he didn't like because her titties aren't big no more.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by mad bum » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:13 am

Damnit I like his karnov shirt, why blob why.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by OldManBones » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:27 am

I forgot there was even a Tomb Raider movie coming out in the first place.

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:35 am

Ugh. Summary? I'm surprised he didn't salivate all over the new femshit Tomb Raider. Probably because the other critics all hate it.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:34 pm

Says it was generic, says he thinks the Chinese don't get enough to do. Hates Vikander for a variety of reasons, but its really because of her small titties.


I dunno, I thought the movie was ok. Better than most vidya movies, although i recognize that's setting a low bar.

Although it is discount Last Crusade.
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