Movieblob

[CuckTurdginson]

Blob's sperging about Sanic is so gloriously lacking in self-awareness.

[da PAC Nigguh]

He'd be heralding an equally shitty movie about Mario as the greatest thing since the Avengers. The fact that he never grew out of the early 90s console war mentality makes all the other shit he says more hilarious in context.

[CuckTurdginson]

Oh the Mario movie is going to be an event solely for the Blob sperg. He's going to pick apart every last byte of that fucking thing.

[RAPEMAN]

Oh the Mario movie is going to be an event solely for the Blob sperg. He's going to pick apart every last byte of that fucking thing.

Or lap up every drop.

[Oengae]

It could go either way depending on how much it veers from his headcannon. If they give him an origin that isn't "Mahrio is a plumber from Brooklyn" he'll have a meltdown. Beyond that, he'll declare it decent at worst, best movie ever at best, and better than the Sonic movie no matter what.

[RAPEMAN]

Or if SJWs throw the Mario movie under the bus like they did with Sonic.

[Oengae]

If another Stronk Wamman Film comes out and bombs same time as Mario, Blob might be stuck between a rock and a hard place, but I'd still see him take a "It's not that bad, Mahrio is feminist, actually" tone like his You're Wrong About Sucker Punch review.

Also saw the Sonic movie today. It's pretty good. And nothing Blob or the bluechecks can say will change the fact it made more in one weekend than BoP did in a month, get rekt

[rabidtictac]

>Anyone who doesn't like Brie Larson must be an incel
>Anyone who doesn't thirst over lesbians like I do must also be an incel
So much projection

I like how he just HAD to bring up lesbian fantasizing, as if it's some fucking holy grail of sexual fetishes that no man could possibly resist.

I know people who have that fetish think it's a big deal (Warcorpse666 was the same way), but it's just another fetish, faggot. It's fucking gross unless you're into that. Blob is so autistic that it hurts.

[RedLine]

This guy is really into telling people how horny he gets for lesbian sex stuff.

[Keith Chegwin]

If they give him an origin that isn't "Mahrio is a plumber from Brooklyn" he'll have a meltdown.

They already did that years ago. Mario was never from Brooklyn. That's an origin story they gave him in those shitty cartoon shows and that godawful movie they already made. Yet Blob still clings to it because 'muh childhood'

Or if SJWs throw the Mario movie under the bus like they did with Sonic.

His Saint Anita already shits on Mario. SJWs generally attack Mario because he's an easy target. He's managed to doublethink it away.

I know people who have that fetish think it's a big deal (Warcorpse666 was the same way), but it's just another fetish, faggot. It's fucking gross unless you're into that. Blob is so autistic that it hurts.

He's so desperate to even be in a room where fucking is going on that he's developed a thirst for dykes who by design have no interest in him.

I don't even understand the fetish, really. I mean yeah, two hot women making out could be hot. But if I'm fantasising, I'd rather imagine those two hot women fucking me.