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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:28 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:45 pm
Oengae wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 5:36 pm
They're so one-note that the only ones allowed to live past one movie are the few that have any motivation beyond money or power.
It's the standard capeshit formula that hasn't changed in decades. Same with "muh dark mirror villain" and "muh boring-ass origin story movie where the capeshitter spends at least 3/4 of the movie not in capeshit mode".
Also I get the suspicion that Marvelshit is basically the 21st century edition of the Schumacher Batman flicks that everyone hates, except the shitty humor is different now so it's amazing now, apparently.
Batman Forever is the best capeshit movie ever made.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Cuckara » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:02 pm

Blob is going on a huge spergfest over the Oscars. His biggest complaints are what you would expect:
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOKER SUCKS
>No female nominated for best director?! SEXIST!
>No black woman nominated for best supporting actress?! RACIST!
>FUCK JOKER FUCK JOKER FUCK JOKER
It's hilarious how that film infuriates him so much. The only other tweet of his that I think is worth sharing is this one:
Funny how Blob will endlessly prattle about how the MCU is high art that deserves more praise, but when he gets called out on his objectively awful taste, he resorts to passive aggressive bullshit instead of actually defending his terrible opinions.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:23 pm

Dude fucking knows that defending his shittty taste will only end with him creating more meme-worthy cringe tweets.

(Though he might just convince himself that he's too properly-evolved to have a fair argument with lesser beings.)
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Re: Movieblob

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:59 pm

God I hope Joker wins.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by Osterzone » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:17 pm

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:59 pm
God I hope Joker wins.
It'll win something. 11 nominations, most of any capeshit movie ever.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by BenComicGraphics » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:55 pm

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:59 pm
God I hope Joker wins.
Let's be honest. Joker is Taxi Driver 2: Taxi harder with the thinnest of superhero coats slapped on top. It also had a tiny budget and a huge ROI.

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Re: Movieblob

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Jan 13, 2020 7:28 pm

I hope Scorsese wins best director and uses his acceptance speech to trash Marvel some more.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Movieblob

Post by mad bum » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:01 pm

I want him to joker dance up on stage just to make Bob fume.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:21 pm

The Irishman needs to win best visual effects and take away The Avengers' only Oscar nomination.

Without Robert DeNiro and Adam Sandler being nominated, Joker is going to win best actor easily (which it shouldn't because the movie sucks and you've got a real Scorsese movie being nominated and not just a Scorsese-wannabe movie.)

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Re: Movieblob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:26 pm

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:59 pm
God I hope Joker wins.
Of course. Not honoring the Clown Prince of Crime would be a disservice to that gay cowboy who died for our sins.
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