Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
Uh, no. More likely his aggressive balding is down to shitty geneticsis the season over? wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:25 pmReminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
Hey Buck, you know how Patrick Stewart has been shaving his head ever since he started going bald on top? HINT HINT HINTGuest wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:30 pmHe's obviously the expert on this.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
Probably, but I'm going to put forth the theory that he's actually THE highest test male and him calling items of clothing "cute" when not even gay men do that is actually the signifierKeith Chegwin wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 pmUh, no. More likely his aggressive balding is down to shitty geneticsis the season over? wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:25 pmReminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit
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Well if he has a big dick I guess he could go into porn and fill the "incredibly creepy gross pedophile looking motherfucker" niche.is the season over? wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:41 pmProbably, but I'm going to put forth the theory that he's actually THE highest test male and him calling items of clothing "cute" when not even gay men do that is actually the signifierKeith Chegwin wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 pmUh, no. More likely his aggressive balding is down to shitty geneticsis the season over? wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:25 pmReminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
Didn't think about factoring in the time. Interesting long-term experiment, regardlessKeith Chegwin wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:16 pmWhat shit are you on? The last successful invasion of Britain was in 1066. Other than that, Viking invaders never penetrated far south of Scotland and William the Conqueror made them fuck off when he became king.
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Or at the very least had an awesome skullet like in DuneGuest wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:39 pmHey Buck, you know how Patrick Stewart has been shaving his head ever since he started going bald on top? HINT HINT HINT
(please let us have Buck with a skullet)
Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
I'm not sure why it's a big deal for a movie to give a reason someone is bald, anyway. Yeah it happens naturally but if there's a story behind it then it's far more interesting. I guess it's just the mark of a good film critic to rag on a film because they're insecure about their own flaws, though.
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I do hate the idea prequels have that they have to explain the origin of every single character trait. Think the opening scene of The Last Crusade.Pepsi Man wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:32 pmI'm not sure why it's a big deal for a movie to give a reason someone is bald, anyway. Yeah it happens naturally but if there's a story behind it then it's far more interesting. I guess it's just the mark of a good film critic to rag on a film because they're insecure about their own flaws, though.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
Obviously it depends on how they handle it. In this case they didn't need to throw it in but it neither hurt nor helped to have it. Film Bald is just insecure that a superhero didn't go bald naturally the way he has.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:10 pmI do hate the idea prequels have that they have to explain the origin of every single character trait. Think the opening scene of The Last Crusade.
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