Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:30 pm

He's obviously the expert on this.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 pm

is the season over? wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:25 pm
Reminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit
Uh, no. More likely his aggressive balding is down to shitty genetics
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:39 pm

Guest wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:30 pm
He's obviously the expert on this.
Hey Buck, you know how Patrick Stewart has been shaving his head ever since he started going bald on top? HINT HINT HINT

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by is the season over? » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:41 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 pm
is the season over? wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:25 pm
Reminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit
Uh, no. More likely his aggressive balding is down to shitty genetics
Probably, but I'm going to put forth the theory that he's actually THE highest test male and him calling items of clothing "cute" when not even gay men do that is actually the signifier

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:52 pm

is the season over? wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:41 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:32 pm
is the season over? wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:25 pm
Reminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit
Uh, no. More likely his aggressive balding is down to shitty genetics
Probably, but I'm going to put forth the theory that he's actually THE highest test male and him calling items of clothing "cute" when not even gay men do that is actually the signifier
Well if he has a big dick I guess he could go into porn and fill the "incredibly creepy gross pedophile looking motherfucker" niche.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:58 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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What shit are you on? The last successful invasion of Britain was in 1066. Other than that, Viking invaders never penetrated far south of Scotland and William the Conqueror made them fuck off when he became king.
Didn't think about factoring in the time. Interesting long-term experiment, regardless :thinking:
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Hopefully this new and improved reboot will have more respect towards balding people.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Rushy » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:25 pm

Guest wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:39 pm
Hey Buck, you know how Patrick Stewart has been shaving his head ever since he started going bald on top? HINT HINT HINT
Or at the very least had an awesome skullet like in Dune
(please let us have Buck with a skullet)

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Pepsi Man » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:32 pm

I'm not sure why it's a big deal for a movie to give a reason someone is bald, anyway. Yeah it happens naturally but if there's a story behind it then it's far more interesting. I guess it's just the mark of a good film critic to rag on a film because they're insecure about their own flaws, though.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:10 pm

Pepsi Man wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:32 pm
I'm not sure why it's a big deal for a movie to give a reason someone is bald, anyway. Yeah it happens naturally but if there's a story behind it then it's far more interesting. I guess it's just the mark of a good film critic to rag on a film because they're insecure about their own flaws, though.
I do hate the idea prequels have that they have to explain the origin of every single character trait. Think the opening scene of The Last Crusade.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Pepsi Man » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:21 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:10 pm
I do hate the idea prequels have that they have to explain the origin of every single character trait. Think the opening scene of The Last Crusade.
Obviously it depends on how they handle it. In this case they didn't need to throw it in but it neither hurt nor helped to have it. Film Bald is just insecure that a superhero didn't go bald naturally the way he has.
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