Dead Horse Interchange

It's not even me making fun of you at this point Matt. Shave it. This is just a tragedy that you choose to look like this without any inkling of trying to fix it.

I'm legit starting to think this nigga is the product of britbong inbreeding.

He's neither nobility nor from Nottingham. His condition is the end result of the hikki NEET lifestyle.

Why would be crossbreeding only reserved for the nobility or small part of England? Dirty peasants all across that country were surely banging their siblings left and right, that's how you end up with british women and bad teeth.

Wouldn't be surprising if Film Bald's mom was also his grandmother. And by this point probably mummified, living with him in the basement.

If he's dead set against shaving it, at least have the decency to keep it cut short. Those long wispy strands combed across the top make him look like he's 80.

But really, just shave it.

Maybe he's going for this:

Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:54 pm

Why would be crossbreeding only reserved for the nobility or small part of England? Dirty peasants all across that country were surely banging their siblings left and right, that's how you end up with british women and bad teeth.

The Britons must've really tried hard keeping their genes within their own villages, considering that island kept getting invaded and/or settled by blokes from around Europe.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:24 pm

The Britons must've really tried hard keeping their genes within their own villages, considering that island kept getting invaded and/or settled by blokes from around Europe.

What shit are you on? The last successful invasion of Britain was in 1066. Other than that, Viking invaders never penetrated far south of Scotland and William the Conqueror made them fuck off when he became king.

Reminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit

is the season over? wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:25 pm

Reminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit

Or he has cancer or some other health problem. Which looks more likely?

This photo's really making me not take my hair for granted