Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by CIANIgger » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:38 pm

It's not even me making fun of you at this point Matt. Shave it. This is just a tragedy that you choose to look like this without any inkling of trying to fix it.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:35 pm

I'm legit starting to think this nigga is the product of britbong inbreeding.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:04 pm

He's neither nobility nor from Nottingham. His condition is the end result of the hikki NEET lifestyle.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:54 pm

Why would be crossbreeding only reserved for the nobility or small part of England? Dirty peasants all across that country were surely banging their siblings left and right, that's how you end up with british women and bad teeth.

Wouldn't be surprising if Film Bald's mom was also his grandmother. And by this point probably mummified, living with him in the basement.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Deckard » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:21 pm

If he's dead set against shaving it, at least have the decency to keep it cut short. Those long wispy strands combed across the top make him look like he's 80.

But really, just shave it.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:24 pm

Maybe he's going for this:
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Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:54 pm
Why would be crossbreeding only reserved for the nobility or small part of England? Dirty peasants all across that country were surely banging their siblings left and right, that's how you end up with british women and bad teeth.
The Britons must've really tried hard keeping their genes within their own villages, considering that island kept getting invaded and/or settled by blokes from around Europe.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:16 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:24 pm
The Britons must've really tried hard keeping their genes within their own villages, considering that island kept getting invaded and/or settled by blokes from around Europe.
What shit are you on? The last successful invasion of Britain was in 1066. Other than that, Viking invaders never penetrated far south of Scotland and William the Conqueror made them fuck off when he became king.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by is the season over? » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:25 pm

Reminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:28 pm

is the season over? wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:25 pm
Reminder that Film Brain's aggressive balding mean's he's very high test ain't that some shit
Or he has cancer or some other health problem. Which looks more likely?

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Rushy » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:28 pm

This photo's really making me not take my hair for granted
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