Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[Guest]

What voice said, plus he's genuinely socially naive and doesn't realise how telling that story makes him look.

[MegaNigger]

What voice said, plus he's genuinely socially naive and doesn't realise how telling that story makes him look.

He knows, he's just desperate for the "nice guy displaying openness as a man" schtick to work because he has nothing else and it's how he copes. He can't fight, looks and sounds like Smeagle, and has never had sex with any human much less a woman.

[Guest]

He can't fight, looks and sounds like Smeagle, and has never had sex with any human much less a woman.

Don't make him sound so relatable.

[MegaNigger]

He can't fight, looks and sounds like Smeagle, and has never had sex with any human much less a woman.

Don't make him sound so relatable.

Any similarities between yourself and FilmBrain are pure coincidence. Plus, I'm sure your mom doesn't wish she'd swallowed you!

[Newhalf]

Smeagle is the guy who turned into Gollum yeah?
Suppose that kind of fits.. If we're generous. Gollum had a much more pleasant voice though. It was calmer and quieter even when agitated.

[Kugelfisch]

He was also corrupted by powerful magic and is hundreds of years old. Buck Cuck didn't even got to 30 with his hair intact.

[Guest]

Buck Cuck didn't even got to 30 with his hair intact.

But he did keep his virginity.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It is easy to keep that which you cannot lose.

[Kugelfisch]

Buck Cuck didn't even got to 30 with his hair intact.

But he did keep his virginity.

That was easier for him than breathing.

[Guest]

When he gets his wizard powers Buck will kill himself when the hair grow spell doesn't work.