Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 09, 2020 4:17 am

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He probably knows he'll get his ass kicked by all her orbiters. Women only do shit like that when they know another guy will step in to protect her from the consequences.
He went to school in the 90s. Dunno about bongland but here there was no such thing as beta orbiters around some random bitch.
Unless she was something like the high school queen, in which case I'd question what he'd do around the popular kids anyway.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 09, 2020 4:25 am

I don't know what classy joint you went to, but even back then (moreso probably) the whole never-hit-a-lady thing was in full effect and they wouldn't care if she walked up and punched you full in the face: if you so much as gave her a mean look there would be simps falling out of the sky to fight you.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:14 am

Well, I never got in the situation of a bitch hitting me so I could be wrong but I don't think so. Might also have to do with power dynamics in general as I've also not been a bottom bitch either as I'm certain Baldy Buck was.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Sieg Zeon » Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:44 am

Somebody have GitGud write a piece about how the women of CA femdommed him during a con or something. Preferably during Kickassia when they were all in costume, I wanna read about it them sticking that Harry Potter wand in his dickhole.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:06 am

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Imagine letting some bitch smack you across the face regularly, in school no less.
Any normal boy would've hit her back the first time around so hard she would never get close to one again.
If he had actual testostrone in his body, this would've been the birth of a supervillain or serial killer.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:53 am

I don't think he'd have become this creepy nonce if he had testosterone.
Also yet another strike for the "hair loss is because testosterone" myth. Studies on that have always been inconclusive.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Newhalf » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:49 am

Having that "school shooter" look apparently attracts some girls.
Seems like he didn't even have that down.
It's a trap!

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 09, 2020 10:02 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:14 am
Well, I never got in the situation of a bitch hitting me so I could be wrong but I don't think so. Might also have to do with power dynamics in general as I've also not been a bottom bitch either as I'm certain Baldy Buck was.
I bet the other boys were always looking for an excuse to beat the shit out of him and backhanding some bitch would be a good one.

You also have to remember Film Brian is a total coward and pussy.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Nov 09, 2020 3:00 pm

I think I was asking the wrong question anyway. His story is completely plausible and fits with what we'd assume about him.
The actual question is why one would ever tell such an embarrassing story to complete strangers on Twitter.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Nov 09, 2020 4:18 pm

He just wants pitty, whatever the cost.
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