Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Pepsi Man » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:45 am

That guy has actually produced his own music, by the way. Yes, it's just as bad as you're imagining.

However, it's great meme potential. Burger King foot lettuce is absolutely top tier to catch people off guard with.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:50 am

Pepsi Man wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:45 am
That guy has actually produced his own music, by the way. Yes, it's just as bad as you're imagining.
Is it shitty "dubstep"?
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Pepsi Man » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:51 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:50 am
Is it shitty "dubstep"?
Bit more effort than that but not good by any means.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:06 am

>speak in a really annoying way
>become rapper

Ah, naturally. I should've known.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:35 am

How the fuck did he get 4 million subscribers with a voice like that???

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:36 am

ASMR?
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Pepsi Man » Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:00 pm

I assume it's ironic. Internet Historian had him on to play Jeff in a Jeff The Killer reading. The joke being that Jeff is a terrible, no depth character and Chills is a terrible, no depth narrator.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:37 am

Bitch is having some meltdown over someone else calling them out on their sneaky bullshit:
I don't know what this is about, I've just clicked on his profile randomly after months, and noticed he posted this like 20 minutes ago. He's Lupa mad, mostly because it was a bigger channel (frankly, most of the people will have bigger channels) and because he can't send his fans to harass the other side, because he doesn't really have any. Maybe if you cry hard enough to Granny, she will send some of the minions. At least Linky is there in comments, defending baldie's honor.

Apparently the channel was Ralph, I don't know if the moviemaker, or the Gunt, or some other Ralph I don't know about.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:42 am

He should be glad to get any kind of attention. 'Cause playing the poor victim won't give you many points as a white het(?) cis male from the United Colonizer Kingdom.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by baconfettuccine » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:45 am

Notice how his response wasn't along the lines of "I am quite taken aback by your comment, sir. The Channel Awesome movies were not awful, they were brilliant!" but rather "He's insulting me, I'm being persecuted, wah wah wah!"

Of course if he did respond to that question in a critical way (which is his supposed job,) Baldy would actually have to admit that those films did suck and he should be ashamed of himself. Then reality would come creeping in like the cold wind across his barren scalp, and we can't have that.

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