Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Carn » Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:30 pm

I'd argue he's always looked like shit.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by pibbs » Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:59 pm

HAHAHA! What? If people don't watch my video, I'll just whine until they do! How dare people not pay him attention. He worked hard on that video. Where's his trophy, dammit?
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Newhalf » Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:02 pm

Should we save him some time and tell him right out that making this was a complete waste?
It's a trap!

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:15 pm

People have zero interest in some dude talking about two films they will never see colour me shocked!

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:18 pm

Does anyone really give a toss about film festival movies that basically only exist to be shown at film festivals? Unless they're animu, of course.

>uploading something is better for your metrics than uploading nothing

Intriguing :thinking:

(Well, at least he's not rambling about how this is all YT's fault.)
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by mad bum » Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:21 pm

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:37 pm

He's trying to fit a square peg (his content) into a round hole (the interest of every single potential viewer on youtube).

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by RedLine » Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:53 pm

It's embarrassing. He really needs to shut it down. He can take on a respectable UK job like selling tea or being a loiscense snitch.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Angelfire Memes » Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:43 pm

It's isn't like the TGWTG heyday, film bald. There are literally thousands of movie reviewers on Youtube now, some of them are even good at it. Your kahntent offers nothing.

I also can't emphasise the staggering levels of baldness quite enough.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:53 pm

It's just not the same if he can't make penis jokes with Luke Mochrie.
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