Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[Guest]

So he's blaming that evil right-winger Brad Jones - y'know, the one who just released a video mocking Trump supporters - for bringing Doge to the dark side?

A few years ago, Film Bald literally gave a negative review to a slave movie which he reviewed in a car with Brad.

Yeah he did, I guess it was because the director was essentially #metooed so it was easy to say the movie was shit without getting backlash.

[Angelfire Memes]

I think the wisecrack about reviewing in a car was aimed at Brad, but the whining about Doge bashing the left seems to be blaming someone else. Probably Michaud. That's how I interpreted it, anyway. And Doge clearly isn't right wing, he oozes that enlightened centrist attitude where he spergs about both sides.

Imagine caring about the political leanings of the Animaniacs or Youtube losers anyway. I'm left wing and it doesn't stop me enjoying JonTron's flex tape video.

[Guest]

Flex Tape is a scam. It might work, I don't know, but the giant roll of tape is actually a really tiny roll of tape in a package designed to make it look full size, and it's like twenty bucks. It's be good for waxing your hairy ass, though.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's a classic trick corporations do in order to hide price increases: They just put less stuff in the same package as before

>me after reading this most vicious of comments

[TheManWithNoPlan]

He’s so fragile but is fine with twitter picture being his creepy smile, embarrassing Bobby Charlton combover and massive vein poking through his forehead.

[Guest]

Film Brain: "People in the comments are mean to me, and it's an outrage Doge is on Rotten Tomatoes."

Also Film Brain: "I support CtC which targets families, targets journalists, celebrates dead cats, mocks suicide survivors, targets neighbors, verbally assaults neighbors children, and spews old out of context complaints."

[Guest]

Ernest Cline is married to the woman he's been with for 22 years.

Film Bald has yet to ever have a girlfriend.

[Moe Bitches]

Well technically he said it so that explains a lot.

[Le Redditeur]

I'm more offended by the typical Clinean "Like <insert 1980's reference>" sentence that immediately follows.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's Cline. It's to be expected.