Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 14, 2024 2:42 pm

Yes, it was Snow White. Though she made up for it in To Boldly Flee by cosplaying as Ellen Ripley I think?
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Post by Old Black Man » Sun Apr 14, 2024 2:45 pm

Was it meant to be ironic? This is before I knew how much of a femnazi cunt (or anything about her really) that she was. And ugh that Aliens sequence was so cringe. She did get to do what we’ve all wanted and call Lindsey a bitch to her face at least.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun Apr 14, 2024 3:02 pm

“Being in a shitty movie traumatized me.”

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I don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 14, 2024 3:05 pm

Wait till he gets to his iconic penis scene.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Old Black Man » Sun Apr 14, 2024 3:07 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 3:05 pm
Wait till he gets to his iconic penis scene.
I wish I had a thousand twitter accounts to spam Lupa’s feed with pictures of Brad’s penis from that one DVD.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Ghost Dog » Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:46 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 1:55 pm
What was Doge supposed to do in this situation, anyways? He couldn't have put on tights like Adult Link tends to do, because that joke was already taken by JewRapio and his Labyrinth cosplay.
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He’s editing Suburban Knights? Oh what dastardly plot have they thought up of now?!
Good question. What does Lupa need with Suburban Knights footage?
  • Trying to reignite the flames of CTC with videos instead of a stupid Google Doc? You had your chance, honey, and it didn't work.
  • Trying to do a retrospective? That has already been done by more impartial folks. She'd also have to cover the entire CA movie series to compete with them, but she only actually appears in the last two flicks and therefore doesn't have juicy and totally-real-I-swear first-hand info for the early entries
  • Building up a collection of "embarassing" Doge clips to use in your videos? That will totally not make you come across as the bitter cunt that you are.
  • Getting sexy Brad clips for the video frame on your Brad shrine? After all there is a very lovely scene in Suburban Knights where he knocks on a door and puts on his most shit-eating grin.
  • Compiling a collage of Lupa clips to further your "acting career", similar to how Armzgurl has compiled audio clips of her "amazing" voice acting talent? Yeah, good luck with that
My money's on the last two.
I assume Lupa and Phelous shit on Suburban Knights in the middle of a review of some other movie like they did with To Boldly Flee in the Master of Disguise Movie Nights video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbd_WU6RDfU&t=1369s

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:50 pm

I guess it's more relevant for them than those Irate Gamer "jokes" they loved doing in their crossovers.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:52 pm

I wonder when Doge last mentioned any of the anniversary movies?

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Ghost Dog » Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:30 pm

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:52 pm
I wonder when Doge last mentioned any of the anniversary movies?
He brought it up in his Christmas Story review in making a joke about TBF about how Youtubers think their movies will be loved. So Doge is making fun of his own movie is enjoyable because he shows he can take a joke and doesn't take himself too seriously while Lupa and Phelous joke is not good as it's just sour grapes coming from ex-CA contributors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-UTdfNliMs&t=418s

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:34 pm

I bet the usual suspects were fuming at that comment.
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