Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[drisko]

Film Brain is probably the saddest of all the TGWTG folks(except Spoony). He's like 10 years younger, so you'd think he'd have realised that "oh shit, this nonsense isn't working out and TGWTG is dead as fuck".
But no, he hasn't moved on

Remember, this is the idiot who didn't make any moves to find an alternate hosting site until the day after Blip shut down. He's a little slow on the uptake.

[Liar Revealed]

Can he crowdfund to buy himself a toupee?

[Guest]

But buying a toupe would make him just like DONALD GLUMPFH.

[Charlar]

But buying a toupe would make him just like DONALD GLUMPFH.

Of course Film Bald would believe Fake News

[da PAC Nigguh]

But buying a toupe would make him just like DONALD GLUMPFH.

Trump has a penis and fucks women with it, too. Maybe that explains the lifestyles of nobodies as of late.

[Kugelfisch]

Why the fuck has he still not shaved his head

Denial. If Prince William can have shit, near bald hair then why can't he?

Because he's the fucking prince of England, soon to be king and rich beyond belief despite not even needing money in the first place? Just a guess.
Besides, William is married to a rich and hot piece of ass already so why try harder? He's also been in the military. He's proven himself as a man and has command and respect in the military, politics and the general population. For all things bitches could care about, he's a catch.

And the skinhead stuff is hilarious. He's a fucking Anglo. He could burn ten jews each morning and greet everyone with a hearty shout of Heil Hitler and would still not be accepted by proper Nazis. It's the ETERNAL Anglo for a reason.

[Charlar]

Why the fuck has he still not shaved his head

Denial. If Prince William can have shit, near bald hair then why can't he?

Because he's the fucking prince of England, soon to be king and rich beyond belief despite not even needing money in the first place? Just a guess.
Besides, William is married to a rich and hot piece of ass already so why try harder? He's also been in the military. He's proven himself as a man and has command and respect in the military, politics and the general population. For all things bitches could care about, he's a catch.

And the skinhead stuff is hilarious. He's a fucking Anglo. He could burn ten jews each morning and greet everyone with a hearty shout of Heil Hitler and would still not be accepted by proper Nazis. It's the ETERNAL Anglo for a reason.

More like he's trying to avoid looking even more like a child molester

[TheProgressive]

Film Brain is probably the saddest of all the TGWTG folks(except Spoony). He's like 10 years younger, so you'd think he'd have realised that "oh shit, this nonsense isn't working out and TGWTG is dead as fuck".
But no, he hasn't moved on

Yeah, he was like, what, nineteen when he started?

Younger than that, I think. I believe he is younger than me, which would have put him at about 17/18 when he started.

[drisko]

According to google, he was born December 1990 so yeah, he would have been around there when he got started, he would have been 19 when he did Kickassia.

[Guest]

Denial. If Prince William can have shit, near bald hair then why can't he?

Because he's the fucking prince of England, soon to be king and rich beyond belief despite not even needing money in the first place? Just a guess.
Besides, William is married to a rich and hot piece of ass already so why try harder? He's also been in the military. He's proven himself as a man and has command and respect in the military, politics and the general population. For all things bitches could care about, he's a catch.

And the skinhead stuff is hilarious. He's a fucking Anglo. He could burn ten jews each morning and greet everyone with a hearty shout of Heil Hitler and would still not be accepted by proper Nazis. It's the ETERNAL Anglo for a reason.

More like he's trying to avoid looking even more like a child molester

He probably molested a child or two