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Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
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He needs to buy a progressive Gillette razor and either shave his face and head or slash his wrists
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If he took that picture out on the street people would think he was just an old balding bum that somehow got access to a phone.
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Is this what being a IN is like? Treating ordinary events as tragic life-changing decisions? By this you'd think he was enlisting in the army for 20 years or moving across the sea. Fuck's sake, dude, it's just a fucking laptop. Everyone gets a new one every few years
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Keep in mind, he's the kinda guy that doesn't work out because he wants people to perceive him as friendly. So this absolute low-T faggot sees another dude in good shape and instead of respect, something to strive for or at least envy he instead feels fear and is intimidated. The soy levels are off the charts.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
Film Bald and the rest of the channel autists live vicariously through the characters of shitty sitcoms and shitty tv dramas.pibbs wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:53 amIs this what being a IN is like? Treating ordinary events as tragic life-changing decisions? By this you'd think he was enlisting in the army for 20 years or moving across the sea. Fuck's sake, dude, it's just a fucking laptop. Everyone gets a new one every few years
Connections between mundane events and tragic life-changing decisions happen often in that kind of shit
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He’s also very obviously terrified of the concept of sex. I blame Channel Awesome for this if his parents were too overprotective he wouldn’t have gone on multiple trips the America to hangout with them weirdos. Although they should’ve convinced him to get a real job instead of wasting his 20’s making vids online.
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Can you blame him?TheManWithNoPlan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:27 pmHe’s also very obviously terrified of the concept of sex
Nobody wants to be friends with somebody who looks or sounds like him.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:04 pmKeep in mind, he's the kinda guy that doesn't work out because he wants people to perceive him as friendly.
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That's the funniest thing about it. He shuns self-improvement because he thinks being fit would repel people but doesn't realize he looks like the poster child for incel creeps. Bitches are more scared of him than of Chad.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:40 pmNobody wants to be friends with somebody who looks or sounds like him.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:04 pmKeep in mind, he's the kinda guy that doesn't work out because he wants people to perceive him as friendly.
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Women aren't actually scared of Chad at all and in fact they want to fuck him and all of his friends. I don't know what Maffyu Cuck is thinking.
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