Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Complicity » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:35 pm

I have this (probably very wrong) memory about the first episode being reshot countless times, and Brad eventually replacing Cockslut as the host.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Cuckara » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:47 pm

I don't know about cock slut, but I distinctly remember that when the pilot episode of Pop Quiz Hotshot finally came out, there was a paragraph or two of text beneath the video on Channel Awesome that explained that they had reshot the pilot numerous times and that they burned through thousands of dollars doing so. Maybe I'm misremembering the part about them admitting that it cost thousands just to make the pilot, but I'm 100% certain they admitted that it was reshot many times. However, I have no recollection of them saying cock slut was the host.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by BenComicGraphics » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:48 pm

Cuckara wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:28 pm
Is there any source on cock slut writing Pop Quiz Hotshot? He never appeared in any of the videos, and the Walker family served as the directors (according to IMDb, Doge directed 12 episodes, Rob directed 7, and their father Barney directed 4), so it would be really weird if cock slut was the one who wrote it.
I can totally be wrong. I just remember hearing Lewis making a big deal about writing trivia questions for the show once.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:09 am

Of course. Leave it to Mr. "I made the best anniversary movie (and I didn't even use video)" to brag about shit like this.
Complicity wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:35 pm
I have this (probably very wrong) memory about the first episode being reshot countless times, and Brad eventually replacing Cockslut as the host.
I would've loved seeing this awkward autist as the host. It'd be hilarious if they even considered that at one point.
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I think there are more layers to ERod than you give him credit for. It wasn't really about not getting to use his magic hammer. He would've been fine even if Doge's script had totally derailed his character. What actually got his panties in a twist was that the anniversary movie got cancelled. Being in one of these movies was like his main reason to join the site in the first place, fanboy-turned-creator that he is. And he knows he will never get a similar chance ever again.
But since he's a bit dumb at heart, he joined the very people that got the movie cancelled, likely due to some weird belief that the former CA crew might stick together and eventually create a CA 2.0 or something. The magic hammer incident is just something he likes to spout so he can feel like a proper Doge survivor.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by BenComicGraphics » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:24 am

Cuckara wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:47 pm
I don't know about cock slut, but I distinctly remember that when the pilot episode of Pop Quiz Hotshot finally came out, there was a paragraph or two of text beneath the video on Channel Awesome that explained that they had reshot the pilot numerous times and that they burned through thousands of dollars doing so. Maybe I'm misremembering the part about them admitting that it cost thousands just to make the pilot, but I'm 100% certain they admitted that it was reshot many times. However, I have no recollection of them saying cock slut was the host.
The pilot was shot 7 times.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:27 am

The Stanley Kubrick of "gameshow" pilots. Except you know the amount of time they took with this.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:57 am

Did they shoot it on ultra-rare 1890s film with a special camera designed by NASA? Otherwise there's no reason they burned through thousands of dollars making a shitty web show.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:06 am

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:24 am
The pilot was shot 7 times.
Bha-ha-ha-ha! As if Douche would reshoot anything! :lol: If you told me that maybe, maybe they shot it twice, then I could perhaps believe it, but 7 times? What the fuck for? How bad were the previous attemps (if we're talking about making the whole pilot, which I simply DO NOT BELIEVE) if it was the final one that was apparently the most acceptable, and with how terrible it turned out, I would've loved to see the previous attemps. If they exist. Which they don't. I refuse to believe it.

This makes just as much sense as letting cockslut write texts for anything but the most depraved of porns.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:29 am

Complicity wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:35 pm
I have this (probably very wrong) memory about the first episode being reshot countless times, and Brad eventually replacing Cockslut as the host.
I'm fairly sure Brad replaced Doge, not Linky.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Guest » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:40 am

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:24 am
The pilot was shot 7 times.
But JewWario was shot only once.

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