Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
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Faggot is British I don’t think 5 seconds go by in this country without a Jimmy Saville Joke so what’s he bitching about?
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Sour grapes that Doge doing fine without all the hangers on who copied his schtick but worse. So they have to act like every review he does is the worst video yet.
Also considering how many of them covered for Jew Wario they shouldn't be talking.
Also considering how many of them covered for Jew Wario they shouldn't be talking.
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I like that Bald Buck thinks everything needs to be a documentary. Not everything needs to be one. You can make the same points through joking about it. Eddie Murphy did it to slam Cosby preaching to him and how he is America's dad now
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>good idea
>good thumbnail
>shit that works on yt
>120k views in three days
Of course he hates it. Because his business model is basically following the one from Das Kleine Arschloch (The Little Asshole) and his band.
No direction, trying something new but always trying the wrong thing. Like singing Turkish music in a Nazi club, a Satanic show in a church or an anti-country song in a trucker bar.
Oh no, making fun of a rapist by presenting his objectively goofy commercials within the new context! Surely people will hate that!
That's only shit Cumtown would do, a podcast that had a, what was it at the end, 30k a month patreon?
120k views in three days. That's why he hates it.
I wanted to see how many views Film Bald gets on average but Socialblade redirects to some other inactive channel for some reason.
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Film Brain is like a reverse Kafka character, where the world is normal, but he creates meaningless restrictions for himself
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UB40, getting hired as carbon copies was the channel awesome shtick, what with the whole "ThatXwiththeX" enforcement, and trying to come up with equally forced bigdickedalligatormoment crappy memes. After all, the thymbolithm yell is the only thing Baldy has to show for other than his 5 minutes of shitstorm for bashing Equilibrium.
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Funny you brought up the thumbnail. Unlike the soy face thumbnails that get pushed and make no sense for the video, this actually makes sense for the video.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:48 am>good idea
>good thumbnail
>shit that works on yt
>120k views in three days
Most likely another reason why Bald Buck hates it because it exposes how much of a hack he is whenever he cried about YouTube and their requirements. I am sure he complained about the thumbnails saying doing so would hurt his artistic integrity. Doge just showed how to do one without hurting his integrity and he hates that.
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It's a self-destructive coping mechanism so that however low his joke of a career will fall, he can always assure himself that at least he stayed true to his artistic vision and integrity as a professional movie reviewer.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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To be called a professional at anything you need to be able to make a living from it.
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How ungrateful. His career wouldn't even have a career without the nostalgia critic to leech from and deep down he knows this.
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