Kassandra Killjoy: Paranormal Private-Eye "The Search for the Swordsman" - A short story cosplaying as a novel by peeRod

[Old Black Man]

Yeah... yeah. People are having conversations about it. Here's mine. The line work is sloppy. The style is childish. The proportions are all wrong, and overall, I don't know what is worse, your writing or your art.

Is this "totally original" character supposed to be a midget? How does such a top-heavy character even walk with legs that short?

He has Glenn Danzig proportions.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You know, this travesty of a monster council makes me suspect he's committing a typical hack writer mistake: Not considering the status quo from before the story starts.
How many centuries have they bitched about not getting noticed by Swordsman-senpai? How often has one of them futilely recommended self-policing, and why has it always been denied? Why do they even meet if they don't actually police anything? What kind of administrative/executive powers do they even have?

It's like the parallel society with centuries of history hasn't actually existed until a bunch of furries decided to harass a random cat.

Also I hate to bring up Linkara in a non-mocking way, but this clip is just too fitting:

[ebin namefag]

A less gay clip.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think I finally found his self-insert

And here I always thought the vampires in Warlords Battlecry looked kinda dumb:

It's nice that you're giving all of your villains different characterizations. To bad we don't really see that since they're all roughly the same kind of dumbass in the story.
Also where are the vampire's shoes? This is unbefitting of nobility.

>but only one can be the head of the court
Oh I'm sure they're all willing to kill just to be the leader of... the guys who sit aroud complaining about the Swordsman not solving all of their problems?

Also he's not getting full of himself at all

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Can't tell if the other dude's a troll or another paint drinker. If the latter, these two should team up and review which tastes better: Dutch Boy or Sherman Williams.

[wulfenlord]

Those drawings, man. Not even his mother would stick them on her fridge. Also what is the sanctioned spelling for Kayhill? El Niño?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also what is the sanctioned spelling for Kayhill? El Niño?

Depends on whether or not he's supposed to be Spanish (which he probably is, seeing how he is a potential self-insert).
From the rich worldbuilding gathered so far, Spanish names are always writte out phonetically, even if it's just on a fucking cat collar - unless of course your name sounds kewl enough when said wrongly, like in Killjoy's case.

If this is another "Hime <-> Highme" case I guess the spelling is supposed to be "Kay-Heil"

[pibbs]

He went to film school?

HAHAHAHA!

[Le Redditeur]

Where do you think he learned the technique of riding a shopping cart as a dolly?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Was he in the same class/school as MovieBlob?