The Co-Optional Bitchfest

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Kugelfisch
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:04 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:57 pm
What if straight dicks are the anomaly :thinking: ?
Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Guester » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:11 am

If you want to straighten your dick just ask a bro to help you. Put in his anus and then have him squeeze his kegels, the resulting force will put it back into shape, and if it doesn’t then you can always try again

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:13 am

As long as your crooked dick doesn't touch the balls.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:14 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:04 am
Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.
I am very proud of my zigzag dick / literal thundercock, thank you very much.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by GitGud » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:30 pm

I call mine "the G-Spot tickler" or "the Barbed Wonder"
I will return when i the times are dire.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Guest » Tue May 25, 2021 12:02 pm

Three years lads

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Tue May 25, 2021 1:36 pm

And some worthless cocksuckers still worship the manchild. I've got reminded of it thanks to plebbit too. Trash. They are the reason video games are in such shit state, because people have no standards and just accept anything - if this cancer ridden, insecure moron could become a gamer icon, anything is possible really.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Guest » Tue May 25, 2021 1:48 pm

I literally would not have remembered about Total Ass Cancer were it not for guestfag necrobumping the thread and you posting in it

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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 25, 2021 2:06 pm

Has anyone made a portrait of him, similar in style to the iconic George Floyd one?
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Tue May 25, 2021 12:02 pm
Three years lads
Never 3get.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: The Co-Optional Bitchfest

Post by Ghost of Biscuit » Tue May 25, 2021 10:57 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue May 25, 2021 1:48 pm
I literally would not have remembered about Total Ass Cancer were it not for guestfag necrobumping the thread and you posting in it
I'm not a guest, I'm the tortured spirit of Totalbiscuit forced to wander this forum and spend a day for every time I critiqued an options menu.

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