The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[jpakke]

Is Le funny fat meme man is your friend still thirsty for Dodger? Any bets till he loses his mind?

[Keith Chegwin]

Is Le funny fat meme man is your friend still thirsty for Dodger?

Yes, always

[Guest]

His lust for Dodger will transfer into her daughter.
He'll show up on her 18th birthday with a rose and a pack of extra small condoms

[Some Sick Fuck]

That's mostly accurate, however I will raise the stakes and say that he'll show up with a reproduction cartrige of some shitty NES title, six-pack and a strap-on. And he won't wait for her 18th birthday. If Dodger has a girl, that is.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just needs to be old enough to hold a joystick *nudge nudge*

[Keith Chegwin]

Personally I see Le funny fat meme man is your friend snapping one day, killing the husband and then inserting himself in his place. Sort of like Bullseye in this Punisher comic

[mad bum]

His lust for Dodger will transfer into her daughter.
He'll show up on her 18th birthday with a rose and a pack of extra small condoms

I was going to make a joke that he won't wait even until 18, but he's a video game movie blob.

[drisko]

That's mostly accurate, however I will raise the stakes and say that he'll show up with a reproduction cartrige of some shitty NES title, six-pack and a strap-on. And he won't wait for her 18th birthday. If Dodger has a girl, that is.

I watched some of the video and yeah, she announced she's having a girl for Jesse to fawn over. They spent most of it promoting her and, shockingly, her new coffee line. Yeah, she actually has her own brand of coffee now. It's just surprising to find one of these nobodies selling something marketable beyond their fan base, if it's a decent blend anyone who drinks coffee will go for it. Of course it's only available online so we'll see just how well she does.

Also, she apparently did a live stream with Achievement Hunter in Dead by Daylight. Dodger played the killer and did a cutesy voice the whole time while the dudes pretended to find it scary for a minute. I lasted five minutes.

[mad bum]

That's mostly accurate, however I will raise the stakes and say that he'll show up with a reproduction cartrige of some shitty NES title, six-pack and a strap-on. And he won't wait for her 18th birthday. If Dodger has a girl, that is.

I watched some of the video and yeah, she announced she's having a girl for Jesse to fawn over. They spent most of it promoting her and, shockingly, her new coffee line. Yeah, she actually has her own brand of coffee now. It's just surprising to find one of these nobodies selling something marketable beyond their fan base, if it's a decent blend anyone who drinks coffee will go for it. Of course it's only available online so we'll see just how well she does.

I love how these nobodies claim they have no money but they are easily making 6 figures and can fund projects like that.

Honestly the greatest act is these people acting like they are not rich.

[Keith Chegwin]

Yeah, she actually has her own brand of coffee now. It's just surprising to find one of these nobodies selling something marketable beyond their fan base, if it's a decent blend anyone who drinks coffee will go for it. Of course it's only available online so we'll see just how well she does.

Eh, I don't see it doing that well. Firstly, it'll probably be overpriced shit and secondly, there are like a million coffee blends on the market already.