DHI Book Club:"The Secret Circle of Imaginary Friends" by Mike J

[CuckTurdginson]

Linkara'd be memorable - but like Blob, he's been roasted a lot. This Elisa thing has potential. Definitely uncharted territory.

[Kugelfisch]

There are the rape scenes but besides that I bet his books are a slog to get through. I already know it would be hours of black and white morality and condescending explanations.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It probably helps to read the protags dialogue in his immortal voice.
I also wonder if his literotica or other account has a more "extended" cut of the rape scene.

[pibbs]

Just picked up Elisa's book. I'm excited! I hope it's a glorious trainwreck!

I'll start this after the New Years and I'm not going to go through as quickly as I did the others. But check out this fucking summary!

The zombie apocalypse was just the beginning of vampire hunter Emily's problems. Now she must team up with Death himself in this thrilling apocalyptic adventure series!

It's been two years since the zombie uprising devoured 99% of the world's population--and the vampires have come out of the shadows to claim the spoils. It's Emily Campbell's job to destroy vampire communes and rescue their human herds, but when a mission goes wrong, and she faces certain undeath, she would rather die than ever let them transform her. The problem is that when she makes a desperate suicide attempt, not only does the Grim Reaper fail to take her life--he also somehow loses all his powers in the process.

Now neither alive nor dead, Emily is stranded in the California desert with Death himself. She has heard the remnants of human civilization are developing a cure that could make her alive again in New York--all the way on the other side of the vampire- and zombie-swarmed continent. Only with Death's help does she have a chance to complete the journey. But without his powers, Death is mired in a crisis of his own. And he is not used to having company.

[Guest]

Too many ideas shoved into the one novella.

[Kugelfisch]

Make your bets, gentlemen!
Does Dracula have an appearance?
Werewolves?
Gargoyles?
Van Helsing?

I bet yes on Dracula and Werewolves.

[Guest]

Yes on van helsing - she'll be his descendent.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also aliens.