Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by GitGud » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:15 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:46 am
This would be great for some anthology horror story.
Working on it.....
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by GitGud » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:42 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:46 am
This would be great for some anthology horror story.
Two fine, african american men sitting on their front lawn, watching the rising full moon, while sharing some fine herbs (Rolled up in an master crafted blunt) The smoke rises and mixes with the clean air that comes over from the local KFC. The only sounds are the distant police sirens and the normal popping sounds from a 9mm down the block.
Jamal hits the blunt again and reaches his hand over to his friend, while he slowly exhales.
"Fuck, Nigger. That shit is wack. From tyrone?"
"Naah, T is in jail, fucked with the wrong bitch, again. Nigger is stupid as fuck, man"
Both men laught, before Tony licks his lips.
"But i could use some pussy too, men. Get the dick nice wet."
"Then call up shanti. Hoes legs are like a McDonalds, open 24/7, and she takes Cash and Rocks."
"I not in the mood for some crack head love, and her bush is like the carpet in yo mamas car. Na, Nigger, i need something new...."
Jamal hits the blunt, and starts coughing and Toni takes back the joint.
"We can hunt for sum new meat."
"You dumbass nigger, you got no cash. Thats why you smoke my weed."
"I did say i want some pussy, i didn´t say i wanna pay for it. "
Toni nods with with a little smile on his lips.
"Aye, i see, Nigger. But we should watch out, Word is that some guys got fucked up. Some kind of Sprit or some shit"
"Spirit? Like a Ghost? For real nigger?"
"Just heard it from that Greg Guy. The white pizza faced fucker down at the gas station."
"Fuck, T. You know the guys on night shift are fucked in the head."
Jamal hits the Joint again.
"What did the Fucker say about that Ghost"
"Naa, just shit. Something like grabbing yoo dick with the left hand, shaking it up and down while saying "Unkle Linky" three times."
"For real, Shit. And then?"
"If you rape something in the next 12 hours you gain extra pleasure and fun. If the Hoe gets really good and wet the Spirit grants you a wish. If not he steals yout balls."
Jamal stares fis friend in the eyes but he can only hold the strait face for some seconds.
"That is stupid shit, nigger, The Cracker played with you."
"Naa, Toni. The Guy was serious about it."
"Fuck, your from the hood, the only monsters here are we, Nigger. I show you, fucker"
Jamal stansa op, before he pulls down his shorts. He grabs his dick and starts shaking the meat snake.
"Uncle Linky, Uncle Linky, Uncle Linky....."
He turns around to his friend, still shaking his dick
"You want a taste.?"
"Fuck your gay shit, nigger. "
With a big smile Jamal puts his dick away.
"You wanna come? Them hoes are not gonna fuck themself"
"Aye,....."

The two men leave the lawn to wander back to the darker side of the hood.....

3 Hours later the men still wander the around, kicking dirt and trash on the sidewalk, Toni cecks his phone while Jamal pulls his hoodie over his head.

"3 hours and not a single pussy. Fuck that. The next Hoe gets it,"
"Watch out, not that you fuck your mom"
Jamal slaps his friend on the back of the head.
"Watch out before i fuck you up, man."
"I knew your gay, fucker"
Before Jamal can say another word the sound of a breaking glas bottle disturbs the night, followed by the voice of an older lady. The twoo men look to the other side of the road were a older lady shakes her head while looking down on the sidewalk before she walks away, carring some shoping bags.
Toni hits jamal in the side.
"Yoo, See? Your Pussy just arrived."
"Nigger, i don´t fuck mummies."
"YOu can fuck your hand, Nigger. But like my dad sayz, old Pussy is better than none."
Jamal keeps the old lady in his view as she turns to the right, directly in a darker side street.
After a few seconds Jamal licks his lips.
"Fuck, Pussy is pussy. Lets fuck up Granny, mabe she comes back for more after i am done with her...."
Both men follow the lady down the dark street, and it takes only a few minutes before they find their prey. The run up to the old lady, and with a single push she lands on her face as she stumbles forward.
"What are you doing? Help....."
"You shut up, old Bitch. You just won some real nigger dick, for real."
She strugles, but Jamal has allready his pants down, his pipe ready for action. The oldschool skirt of the older lady goes up, and after he spit on her ass, he pushes forward.
"Yo ass is mine now, Bitch. Scream for this nigger."
He pushes and pulls a few times, as he looks around to his friend. Toni stands a littel to the side, holding watch as Jamal goes to town on his prey. It takes a few seconds as the old lady starts to laught.
"See, T? The hag likes some nigger pipe....."
To his surprise the old lady turns her head a bit to the side so he can see her face. To his real surprise he can see that the face belongs to a white men with glasses and a sharp nose, his doughie white skin shimmering in the pale moon light.
Jamal stops his hip thrustsas he realises that something else is wrong....as his balls hit somehing wet and sloppy on the underside of grannies legs.
"Uhhh, you found my balls, big man. No homo...."
The Men starts a cackling laught and Jamal tries to pull out. But his dick is hold by a vice like grip
"Ohhh, there is no escape from Uncle Linkys Ass of Sucktion. Try your best shot, and show me a good time....."
The creature bends down a bit and reaches back between his legs, cupping jamals ballsack in his fatty fingers.
"...or i take what i want. So fuck me, Nigger......"
He turns his head to take a look at Toni.
"And you can run, but remember Uncle Linky"
Toni turns around and starts running wihlie Linky looks back over his shoulder to Jamal, which is allmost cring.
"Give it to your Uncle.....and......."
He laughs again.
"No Homo....."

The next moring.

The two detectivs looking at the crime scene while the CSI Personal is taking pictures.
"So this Guy..."
"Jamal Harris. 27."
"....is he still alive?"
"Yes, im County General. Still on the table. That shit is fucked up, Dave The third Ni......African AMerican this month"
"The same thing?"
"Hmm. Yes. They all lost their balls. Something sucked them out through their urethra. Splitting the dick allmost like an overcooked hotdog. Exploded open from front to back."
"Shit...And the other guy?"
"He called 911, and we tracked him to his house. He hid under his bed when the officers arrived."
"Had he something to say? Anything?"
"No, only thing was "Can´t sleep, Uncle Linky will ripp my balls". Over and over again......."
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
-Auli

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rushy » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:25 pm

has Lupa let go yet? I'm blocked so I can't tell
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:48 pm

Rushy wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:25 pm
has Lupa let go yet? I'm blocked so I can't tell
:lol:

Did you ever even say anything to her, or were you blocked just for following someone who's haram?
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by JL Unlimited » Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:20 pm

GitGud wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:42 pm
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You're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rushy » Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:43 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:48 pm
Rushy wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:25 pm
has Lupa let go yet? I'm blocked so I can't tell
:lol:

Did you ever even say anything to her, or were you blocked just for following someone who's haram?
I criticised MarzGurl and Linkara when the audio drama thing came out
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:08 am

GitGud wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:42 pm
*Art*
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:30 pm



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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:47 pm

mad bum wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:30 pm


You're welcome thirst fags.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:50 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:47 pm
Why watch a faggot soyboy when you can get the proper review by the most alpha man ever?
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