Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:54 am

RedLine wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:22 pm
Brad really is the king of IN embezzlement. Doge, AVGN, and the CTC crew just can't compete.
There is lots of coke to buy (both vintage Crystal Pepsi and cocaine), cats to feed, Geeno to feed, plus the child bride to maintain. Of course he is hustling. This is why he moved to Chicago, to leverage the embezzlement synergy with Doge and the opportunities of a big city with an airport. It's a matter of time until he offers "meet and greets" on Patreon where anyone can fly to Chicago, buy him dinner in a nice restaurant and listen to him all night talking about... something.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 08, 2019 11:49 am

(The nice restaurant will be an Applebee's.)
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by BenComicGraphics » Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:13 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:54 am
RedLine wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:22 pm
Brad really is the king of IN embezzlement. Doge, AVGN, and the CTC crew just can't compete.
There is lots of coke to buy (both vintage Crystal Pepsi and cocaine), cats to feed, Geeno to feed, plus the child bride to maintain. Of course he is hustling. This is why he moved to Chicago, to leverage the embezzlement synergy with Doge and the opportunities of a big city with an airport. It's a matter of time until he offers "meet and greets" on Patreon where anyone can fly to Chicago, buy him dinner in a nice restaurant and listen to him all night talking about... something.
Why would anyone move to Illinois willingly? The state tax sucks and the gang violence is horrid

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:41 pm

I thought Brad was already from there since he used to be in Springfield.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:55 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:41 pm
I thought Brad was already from there since he used to be in Springfield.
Aren't there something like a dozen cities called Springfield in the USA?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:57 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:55 pm
Guest wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:41 pm
I thought Brad was already from there since he used to be in Springfield.
Aren't there something like a dozen cities called Springfield in the USA?
I think. An old Simpsons DVD commentary said that's the reason Springfield is named what it is, because it was the most common name for a city in the US (the commentary then states that it was actually Riverside.) But Bradley was from Illinois Springfield.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:07 pm

Springfield and Chicago are both in Illinois. Brad just needed to move to the city where the rent and crime rates are ten times higher.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:14 pm

You can't be a good millennial shitlib unless you move to a downtown studio shithole apartment in a major city. Nice clean suburbs are the legacy of White Amerikkka.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:57 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:07 pm
Springfield and Chicago are both in Illinois. Brad just needed to move to the city where the rent and crime rates are ten times higher.
He just needed better access to inner city youfs to plow his child bride.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by BenComicGraphics » Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:42 pm

You can literally do these internet videos anywhere; they are not dependant on geographical location. I would've thought most of these nobody assholes would've moved to a state with no state income tax. But no, instead they flock to Cali and Illinois.

Spoony used to live in Arizona, which had a state tax at around 2.5%. Illinois is double that. Why the hell would anyone who does anything that can be considered a 'small business' move to a high tax state?

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