Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Moe Bitches]

Because all mirrors are blue.

Oh wait, that's a botched job.

[RAPEMAN]

Dont you have eyes?

Eyes aren't real.

How can mirrors be real then?

[Guest]

[Ihatebradjones]

Watched someone riff Another Cinema Snob movie and when they got to the fake youtube page I could not believe my eyes. Looks like the bald slacker literately made the layout under less than five minutes in a basic text program and didn't even bother changing the font from Times New Roman or whatever default font the program started up with.

[Guest]

Watched someone riff Another Cinema Snob movie and when they got to the fake youtube page I could not believe my eyes. Looks like the bald slacker literately made the layout under less than five minutes in a basic text program and didn't even bother changing the font from Times New Roman or whatever default font the program started up with.

you must be from geek juice...

[Flusho]

I can’t get over how bad Brad’s movies really are, especially from a writing standpoint.
As horrible as the acting, staging, blocking, and cinematography are, there is no excuse for how laughably incompetent the writing is.
His scripts are so slow and featureless, they don’t have consistent movement, the dialogue is a fucking crime, there’s never tension or action or humor.
You can’t call him a bad filmmaker because he isn’t a filmmaker.

[Liar Revealed]

His characters just aren't likable. Part of that is due to his friends' bad acting, and part of that is how he writes them.

[Salmonella]

I've never watched any of his "movies" but I don't know why anyone would expect them not to suck. They're made by a bunch of boomer burnouts over the course of a weekend. If any of them actually had any talent they wouldn't be making internet movie reviews.

[MegaNigger]

Brad is a faggot.

[Le Redditeur]

Brad is a faggot.

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