Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
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That's the price to see his awesome backyard.
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As much as I loathe Brad, I'll give him the credit that the stills actually look like they're from a movie that is in the tier/slightly above budget horror stuff on Amazon Prime.
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DVD? This nigger is still filming in 1080p?
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Brad still shoots in SD and can't understand why he's not as successful as the other indie directors.
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Did you mean 480i? Because he should be shooting in 1080p. If he's actually shooting in 480i for a "movie", then I have to call bullshit on the whole endeavor.
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He's always said that he shoots low quality as a "homage to the look of exploitation films".
Of course those were shot on actual film but that would mean actually putting in some effort.
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Its been said before but he could have that shitty VHS feel if he just shot in 60 frames in 4:3. Could even throw in some gross filters if he'd like.
I think brad just has no interest in improvement or quality. Even if he didn't have paypigs and had to actually attract a new audience he wouldn't bother.
I think brad just has no interest in improvement or quality. Even if he didn't have paypigs and had to actually attract a new audience he wouldn't bother.
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Yeah, if he was actually serious about achieving the right look he'd get a better camera and then edit it in post so it actually looked like an old exploitation flick. But he isn't, he's just complacent and lazy.
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He couldn't even give Jillian a good nude scene, what do you expect? He filmed his own cock in better detail.
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Jillian has some pretty decent titties, good regular sized nipples, not those weird buckwheat pancake ones big breasted ladies get sometimes; Then again I've got a thing for thick goth girls with huge tits and bad tramp stamps, but I digress.
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