Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Bobito » Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:20 am

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:27 am

As much as I loathe Brad, I'll give him the credit that the stills actually look like they're from a movie that is in the tier/slightly above budget horror stuff on Amazon Prime.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:27 am

DVD? This nigger is still filming in 1080p?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:02 am

Brad still shoots in SD and can't understand why he's not as successful as the other indie directors.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:44 am

RAPEMAN wrote:
Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:27 am
DVD? This nigger is still filming in 1080p?
Did you mean 480i? Because he should be shooting in 1080p. If he's actually shooting in 480i for a "movie", then I have to call bullshit on the whole endeavor.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:56 am

drisko wrote:
Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:02 am
Brad still shoots in SD and can't understand why he's not as successful as the other indie directors.
He's always said that he shoots low quality as a "homage to the look of exploitation films".

Of course those were shot on actual film but that would mean actually putting in some effort.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Feb 16, 2019 5:11 am

Its been said before but he could have that shitty VHS feel if he just shot in 60 frames in 4:3. Could even throw in some gross filters if he'd like.
I think brad just has no interest in improvement or quality. Even if he didn't have paypigs and had to actually attract a new audience he wouldn't bother.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:18 am

Yeah, if he was actually serious about achieving the right look he'd get a better camera and then edit it in post so it actually looked like an old exploitation flick. But he isn't, he's just complacent and lazy.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Feb 19, 2019 11:31 am

He couldn't even give Jillian a good nude scene, what do you expect? He filmed his own cock in better detail.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:45 pm

Jillian has some pretty decent titties, good regular sized nipples, not those weird buckwheat pancake ones big breasted ladies get sometimes; Then again I've got a thing for thick goth girls with huge tits and bad tramp stamps, but I digress.
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