Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:58 pm

Brad is bringing out the big guns. His latest review:
- Disney classic cat movie
Lupa was the go to for talking animal movies in midnight screenings AND uses her own cat in her videos AND had a prominent role in "Lloyd". Brad makes plenty of references to bad movies they watched together, like "A talking cat!?"-
- From the 60s
with plenty of jokes that are now considered offensive, sexist and rapey
- Side jabs at a relationship based on sandwiches and misery
I don't think Failous even gets sandwiches, just misery
- Skits with cats, Ryan and Laura
Brad gets to rub into Lupa's face that he has 2 cats, at least 1 friend and a hot young wife.
Laura gets to showcase her acting talents.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:59 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:58 pm
Brad is bringing out the big guns. His latest review:
- Disney classic cat movie
Lupa was the go to for talking animal movies in midnight screenings AND uses her own cat in her videos AND had a prominent role in "Lloyd". Brad makes plenty of references to bad movies they watched together, like "A talking cat!?"-
- From the 60s
with plenty of jokes that are now considered offensive, sexist and rapey
- Side jabs at a relationship based on sandwiches and misery
I don't think Failous even gets sandwiches, just misery
- Skits with cats, Ryan and Laura
Brad gets to rub into Lupa's face that he has 2 cats, at least 1 friend and a hot young wife.
Laura gets to showcase her acting talents.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:02 pm

Moe Bitches is a reference to the Boondocks swine, and honestly I wouldn't even consider myself a chad. And yes I've already mentioned that I'm indeed a moron so anything you've already said is included in my post already. And yeah seeing the replies it's obvious that no one cares and thinks I'm a faggot, don't know why I brought it up (rhetorical question).
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:13 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:02 pm
Moe Bitches is a reference to the Boondocks swine, and honestly I wouldn't even consider myself a chad. And yes I've already mentioned that I'm indeed a moron so anything you've already said is included in my post already. And yeah seeing the replies it's obvious that no one cares and thinks I'm a faggot, don't know why I brought it up (rhetorical question).
But you know what, I like this site.
It's fucking honest.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:05 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:02 pm
>Boondocks
>I know I'm a faggot but decided to register and tell you all that I'm a faggot anyway
>All that other shit
We don't want you to like us, get out.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:18 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:05 pm
Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:02 pm
>Boondocks
>I know I'm a faggot but decided to register and tell you all that I'm a faggot anyway
>All that other shit
>Why should I?
>the website is for venting about internet nobodies, so that's why I made the post. I don't care if you don't care for me or want me to like you, I'm not doing jack shit.
But let's get past this.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:26 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
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I'm slowly setting up my account here, but I just need to banter here for a little bit. So a week or so before the whole thing about Brad deleting his Twitter account yet again and the scummy shit he's been doing I bought his personally signed Cinema Snob movie for fucking 25 bucks.
Think about all the animu DVDs you could've bought instead.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:43 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:26 pm
Think about all the animu DVDs you could've bought instead.
1 1/2 at best. Overpriced, shit versions of animu on DVD is the nip's favourite way to tell gaijin to fuck off.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:25 pm

A quick Amazon search shows me that 25 gives you about 2 animu movies, and if you throw in another 7 bucks you can get seasons 1-3 of Slayers.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by veris leta facies » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:53 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:24 am
I bought his personally signed Cinema Snob movie for fucking 25 bucks.

Anyways as a "gift" I decided to draw a portrait of Brad as a thanks. And low and behold, he ignored it.
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