Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:07 am

Double post but I could tell I haven't watched Brad's stuff in a while. Last one I see was Corona Zombies when it first came out, but that was out of morbid curiosity as to what the hell it was supposed to be. He made quite a few vids.

But I must say, his views aren't gaining any traction. It really peaked around like what, 2016 or 2017, and the highest he gets now would be less than 500,000.

Sure it's better than what most of the ex CA crew would get or as bad as Chris Chan's Brother Cole, but it's sad when the only thing that ever gets those views a flowing would be Steven King whizz.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by RedLine » Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:58 am

Yea his view number haven't been good for some time now and his quality is as lame and weak as ever. Lucky for him he still manages to pull of the annual $60K crowdfunded "movie" embezzlement to kee.p things going
If that ever dries up though it is all over. Laura will leave him for mad bum and then he can post the nudes for us.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:03 am

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Laura will leave him for mad bum and then he can post the nudes for us.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Vaporwear » Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:20 am

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I finally finished it.
A lot of people have commented that the INs have already mined all the good stuff for riffing and now they're scraping the bottom of the barrel. I think that may be true.

This TV movie just seems generically bad in a boring way. Didn't laugh a single time during this review.
No that’s the not issue, it’s all about the presentation. RLM reviews the same shit Z-grade bullshit Snob and some of the ex-CA people do, Hell, they review random VHS tapes that aren’t even movies and they’ll still do 500,000 views no problem. I think there are a lot of reasons why Snob in particular is on the decline.

Snob always benefitted heavily by more popular INs propping him up. He hit it big when Spoonyone during his prime featured him on his site. He maintained that success as part of TGWTG/CA, and even though he was one of the bigger names there he was dependent on TGWTG/CA just like all of the low tier people were. Then crazy bitch Lupa torpedoed that with her feminazi jihad and performed a very effective ethnic cleansing of that site. Without that umbrella he took a dive in popularity just like the others. Linkara suffers from this too, his YouTube views are fucking pathetic at this point. It was really nice of Lupa to fuck over so many of these IN losers, including the ones that sided with her.

And Brad seems to have suffered the worst from Lupa’s wrath since he was the one that tried to take shots at her but was too half-assed about it, which blew up in his face. NC got away relatively unscathed because he chose to ignore the entire CTC thing, which turned out to be a pretty effective tactic, but Brad Jones, being a straight white male, was never going to win a one-to-one twitter duel with a woman screaming RAPE at a bunch of white men.

And that’s also another problem he has, he went full-on SJW during the last several years, which I feel really alienated part of his fanbase who would’ve stuck with him otherwise during this whole CTC debacle. Instead he relied on far left-wing fans who were always going to abandon him the minute he took any shots at a woman tweeting #complicit at white dudes. NC again was well insulated from this because his fans are 12 year olds who like all the yelling and stupid skits he does, his political biases are far less apparent than Brad’s.

And finally his shit is just stale. It’s been the same format for almost a decade now, it’s so played out. The successful ex-CAers like Phatass Pedro have made changes to their main format over the years, or with Nostalgia Chick she switched to a critical essay style with a feminist-lite angle. Even NC has evolved his shit a lot, though I would argue for the worst, but I’m not 12 years old so what do I know about what 12 year olds like?

Moral of the story: Don’t be a straight white male feminist, you’re spelling your own doom.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:29 am

His movie selection has been fucking garbage on top of all that. Fuck off with those stupid porn and Christian propaganda movies. Yes, they suck but they aren't funny either. He's not even trying finding good stuff.
I agree with Vapor that it's mostly his presentation that's at fault. He always relied heavily on the source material. His selection of material getting worse is only showing that to be more true.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:46 am

If BLACKED starts doing parody movies Brad will die from excitement.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Vaporwear » Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:48 am

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If BLACKED starts doing parody movies Brad will die from excitement.
He can do a skit where his child bride Laura gets fucked by 5 giant black men. And the skit will last 2 hours.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Ihatebradjones » Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:34 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
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I haven't watched Cinema Snob in a LOOOOOONG time. But this WWIII 80s TV Movie looked like my kind of thing.

God, it's long. I'm only 1/4 into the review and it's irritating. His writing has become so self-referential that I only understand about 50% of what he's saying. I think he's worse than Dennis Miller in this regard.
God, it is as long as Doge's "review" of The Wall. Why do these fuckers have to make their videos so fucking long now? Go through the movie while making jokes here and there and summarize it with your honest opinion at the end. Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes or so. Is it so they can cram in more ads? I got adblocker, so I can't tell.

On top of that, it is seemingly yet another one of those mediocre mainstream movies lacking in bizarre and shitty stuff. So there's not enough to work with for 10 minute review, let alone a 40 minutes one.

And it is not like he's out of wacky b-movies movies to review. Fucker has barely touched Todd Sheet's and Don Dohler's output. No wonder he's losing views.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:37 am

If there's a concrete reason his reviews are so bloated now besides hackery its probably from trying (and failing) to ride the algorithm.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:53 am

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Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:37 am
If there's a concrete reason his reviews are so bloated now besides hackery its probably from trying (and failing) to ride the algorithm.
A smart man would try and figure out (or steal) a format that works in that length and pick movies that could support it.
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