Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:30 pm

Of course the guy knows nothing about making movies and just most of the losers at TGWTG, has never bothered to learn anything - let's buy a more expensive equipment than we currently have, that's how you improve yourself as a filmmaker! (The cheapest shit available, remember Brad's really old videos where he was sitting on the ground? It was like in 240p and "ironically" made in a style 90's home made videos would be shot.)

It's still the same shit as in the old days of TGWTG anniversaries, he herds bunch of people together, briefly tells them what he wants, and presto majesto! A shitty movie!

I just don't get it - to people like Brad, movies seem everything, because he obsesses about them, but he doesn't care when he tries to make something himself. What kind of a failure you have to be to act like this? Caring doesn't cost money. And at the same time, you can't buy caring if you don't give a shit.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:47 pm

Caring doesn't have to cost money indeed. For our projects we frequently rent equipment worth tens of thousands of dollars for a fraction of the cost, Brad literally has the budget to do that and still doesn't. It's what irks me the most, because now it's even more unclear where his fucking budget is going to. But we all know where right? Right into his fucking pocket.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by MrPopperBanks » Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:52 pm

Most of the budget was probably for an on-set nurse in case Tamara goes into a diabetic coma after devouring the entire craft services table.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:44 pm

In Brad's case, it's probably for a bodyguard in case Jake or Granny show up.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:58 pm

Or some stranger approaches the set, going "The Lupa sends her regards..."
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But the porn industry has much higher quality standards in audio, video, acting and writing.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:17 am

I've already stated multiple times that I don't think he ever had any legit interest in being an actual movie maker in any way.
Almost all of the B-movies he reviewed, before he reviewed porn all the time, did better than he even could. Even the real failures, you could see the people actually tried, even if they were utterly incompetent.
With Brad's (or Doge's for that matter) shit you never get that impression at all. It's designed to be an internet throwaway video for people who already are emotionally invested. Nothing anyone would ever actually make and look for a distributor for.
Fucking Smosh had higher standards. Very pathetic.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:38 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:17 am
I've already stated multiple times that I don't think he ever had any legit interest in being an actual movie maker in any way.
Almost all of the B-movies he reviewed, before he reviewed porn all the time, did better than he even could. Even the real failures, you could see the people actually tried, even if they were utterly incompetent.
With Brad's (or Doge's for that matter) shit you never get that impression at all. It's designed to be an internet throwaway video for people who already are emotionally invested. Nothing anyone would ever actually make and look for a distributor for.
Fucking Smosh had higher standards. Very pathetic.
This is the inherent problem with these MST3K knock off fuckwits making their own shit, they intentionally try to recreate "so bad, it's good". It's not something that's intentionally made.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:01 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:38 pm

This is the inherent problem with these MST3K knock off fuckwits making their own shit, they intentionally try to recreate "so bad, it's good". It's not something that's intentionally made.
I'm waiting for the first brave soul to start making riffs of these internet clowns' movies. The fact that it's supposedly a parody is only known to the filmmakers themselves and their shrinking fanbase.
Some enterprising Chad or even lower tier nobody is going to try to start making moolah off their failed artwork, and it'll be glorious because they don't have two dimes to scrape together to make good on any threats to sue them.

I can see it now:

"DISCO...which came out in 2017...has a whopping 7.1 stars on IMDB. This user is even calling it his second best movie effort ever! Is it truly the world's greatest forgotton homage to the days of Disco? Let's take a look...!"
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kojak Norseman » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:38 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:01 pm
I'm waiting for the first brave soul to start making riffs of these internet clowns' movies.
Mike Jeavons has done the CA anniversary movies: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_ ... +kickassia

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by veris leta facies » Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:44 am

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