Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by RedLine » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:45 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Lupa on suicide watch.
Lupa is completely incapable of having a good time with other people. She might be incapable of having a good time in general.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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pibbs wrote:
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Replacement Lupa shakes her booty.
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You're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:16 am

Brad's Another Cinema Snob Movie post production begging has dried up. Just a couple small donations from the past week. 8 days ago a cuck named Richard Watt gave $30 with the preface: "I donated because I trust Brad and Ryan to finish the movie due to circumstances beyond their control." Almost a week earlier came $200 from Roger Cherry, that's a fake name. I know that was you Brad, quite desperate.

What will happen to the movie now? Will we ever get to see Brad's magnum opus??
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:44 am

veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:16 am
Brad's Another Cinema Snob Movie post production begging has dried up. Just a couple small donations from the past week. 8 days ago a cuck named Richard Watt gave $30 with the preface: "I donated because I trust Brad and Ryan to finish the movie due to circumstances beyond their control." Almost a week earlier came $200 from Roger Cherry, that's a fake name. I know that was you Brad, quite desperate.

What will happen to the movie now? Will we ever get to see Brad's magnum opus??
Oh no! Maybe they'll have to cut Lloyd Kaufman!
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kojak Norseman » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:33 am

The movie will probably be completed anyway, I doubt he actually needed the funds considering how cheap his productions are. The "production money" was likely for rent, a vacation trip or some other unrelated expense he figured he could scam his sheeple fans into paying for.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:54 am

Brad will get a half ounce less of nose candy now, he must be on a brink of rage. Knowing his temperament, his history of abusing women and abusing substances, I hope we won't see Laura trying to cover up bruises on her face with makeup in the next Midnight Screenings review.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 23, 2019 12:00 pm

pibbs wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:44 am
Oh no! Maybe they'll have to cut Lloyd Kaufman!
If they didn't already give him a paycheck :lol:
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Jun 23, 2019 2:52 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:54 am
I hope we won't see Laura trying to cover up bruises on her face with makeup in the next Midnight Screenings review.
Why not? That would be hilarious, 10/10 best bideo Brad would have produced in years. And you can't even say she didn't deserve, after all, she willingly became the child bride for this bald failure.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:37 pm

You got a point. I hope this review also has a moment when Laura says something that contradicts Brad's views about the movie and Brad angrily yells "RESPECT MY OPINIONS, CUNT!!" and Laura hastily looks down with her bruised face and submissively mutters: "Sorry, daddy. Yes, daddy".
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