Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:38 am

With Laura's tits on the webcam instead of his shitty movie.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:57 am

mad bum wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:09 pm
pibbs wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:27 pm
Someone Torrent that shit!
Problem is that Brad is such a nobody that there will probably be no actual torrents. Think it was drsicko who bought jesus bro for us last time.
yeah. So far iirc there's only one torrent of his first movie and no of his other DVDs, and if there is it's really obscure.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:09 am

I'm sure Brad's blowing up all over private trackers, you're just too pleb to know.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:20 am

Time to leave, this place is getting to me. Today I dreamt I was watching a movie on the couch with Brad and Laura at their place. The movie was over, Brad quickly left the house, I grabbed my luggage and was about to leave through the window (for some reason), Laura went to take a shower.
As I was about to leave, I thought I have to remind her to close the window behind me.
I turn around to shout and in that moment she comes into the room naked, blushes and quickly grabs some clothes from the floor to cover herself. Apparently she thought I had already left.
As the supreme gentleman I apparently am in my dreams, I remind her to close the window and start climbing out.
In my dream, her boobs were smaller than in reality. I think that realization woke me up.

Not drinking was a mistake.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:38 pm

Y'all niggers are weird. I have thousands of posts and yet never dreamt about any IN.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by MegaNigger » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:36 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:38 pm
Y'all niggers are weird. I have thousands of posts and yet never dreamt about any IN.
Ikr?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:58 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:20 am
Time to leave, this place is getting to me. Today I dreamt I was watching a movie on the couch with Brad and Laura at their place. The movie was over, Brad quickly left the house, I grabbed my luggage and was about to leave through the window (for some reason), Laura went to take a shower.
As I was about to leave, I thought I have to remind her to close the window behind me.
I turn around to shout and in that moment she comes into the room naked, blushes and quickly grabs some clothes from the floor to cover herself. Apparently she thought I had already left.
As the supreme gentleman I apparently am in my dreams, I remind her to close the window and start climbing out.
In my dream, her boobs were smaller than in reality. I think that realization woke me up.

Not drinking was a mistake.
>Not dreamcucking Brad

Lame.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:38 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:20 am
Time to leave, this place is getting to me. Today I dreamt I was watching a movie on the couch with Brad and Laura at their place. The movie was over, Brad quickly left the house, I grabbed my luggage and was about to leave through the window (for some reason), Laura went to take a shower.
As I was about to leave, I thought I have to remind her to close the window behind me.
I turn around to shout and in that moment she comes into the room naked, blushes and quickly grabs some clothes from the floor to cover herself. Apparently she thought I had already left.
As the supreme gentleman I apparently am in my dreams, I remind her to close the window and start climbing out.
In my dream, her boobs were smaller than in reality. I think that realization woke me up.

Not drinking was a mistake.
That's just normal. It's your mind telling you that you need to register already.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Liar Revealed » Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:59 pm

I've had this recurring dream where I meet a celeb (like George Lucas) or an IN and for some reason they know every critical thing I've said about them on the internet and they start yelling at me.
Sometimes I have a variant where the person somehow knows I'm conservative and starts screaming at me for that. Then the dream usually ends with me calling them "FAGGOT!"
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:47 pm

That first bit about them reciting from their Book of Grudges isn't too far out of the question, at least with regards to INs.
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