Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Because all mirrors are blue.
Oh wait, that's a botched job.
Oh wait, that's a botched job.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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mad bum wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:54 pmHow can mirrors be real then?VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:14 pmEyes aren't real.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:50 amDont you have eyes?
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Watched someone riff Another Cinema Snob movie and when they got to the fake youtube page I could not believe my eyes. Looks like the bald slacker literately made the layout under less than five minutes in a basic text program and didn't even bother changing the font from Times New Roman or whatever default font the program started up with.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
you must be from geek juice...Ihatebradjones wrote: ↑Wed Feb 19, 2020 1:46 pmWatched someone riff Another Cinema Snob movie and when they got to the fake youtube page I could not believe my eyes. Looks like the bald slacker literately made the layout under less than five minutes in a basic text program and didn't even bother changing the font from Times New Roman or whatever default font the program started up with.
Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
I can’t get over how bad Brad’s movies really are, especially from a writing standpoint.
As horrible as the acting, staging, blocking, and cinematography are, there is no excuse for how laughably incompetent the writing is.
His scripts are so slow and featureless, they don’t have consistent movement, the dialogue is a fucking crime, there’s never tension or action or humor.
You can’t call him a bad filmmaker because he isn’t a filmmaker.
As horrible as the acting, staging, blocking, and cinematography are, there is no excuse for how laughably incompetent the writing is.
His scripts are so slow and featureless, they don’t have consistent movement, the dialogue is a fucking crime, there’s never tension or action or humor.
You can’t call him a bad filmmaker because he isn’t a filmmaker.
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His characters just aren't likable. Part of that is due to his friends' bad acting, and part of that is how he writes them.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
I've never watched any of his "movies" but I don't know why anyone would expect them not to suck. They're made by a bunch of boomer burnouts over the course of a weekend. If any of them actually had any talent they wouldn't be making internet movie reviews.
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