Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[da PAC Nigguh]

Brad Jones likes to homosex.

[Guest]

Well we give him tons of advertising too.

And excellent advice on a regular basis.

[drisko]

He used my quote where I said Brad would be better suited to directing porn.

And mine where I said he obviously just shat it out. Who else was there?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm so jelly, guize :3

[Dupppa]

Anybody want some movie theater trash?

[mad bum]

Maybe he shouldn't of bought a house in one of the worse states to do it in if he can't afford it.

[Old Black Man]

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So tumblr premium? Only $2 to hear Brad ree about Drumph

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Early viewings for shows that no longer exist, bravo.

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Unless he’s willing to repeatedly say “Hi I’m Brad Jones and I’m a giant man pussy” it’s worthless.

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Access to everything in previous rewards plus:
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Bradflix! Only $20 a month and you get a shitty DVD whenever he decides to make some garbage content. Jump on the savings Moe!

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-Pick an episode of Midnight Screenings! Choose 2 people from the regular cast and which movie you would like them to review for the show! We have the right to pass on a certain movie. Cinema Snob episode requests will return on a later date.

A bunch of worthless shit plus you choose a movie for a bunch of dipshits to sit in a car and talk about. Two people from the regular cast huh? With your dwindling friend group that makes what...you and Laura? I’ll pay $100 if you let her reverse cowgirl Jake in the front seat while you sit in the back and talk about the movie. Also nice right to refuse option, afraid someone’s gonna make you review a problematic film you pussy? And snob episodes? Even that carbon copy leaf faggot Brandon Tenold does that for less, and he’s a greedy ass bitch nigga.

[RedLine]

I'm fairly certain that Brad had fulfilled 0% of those Patreon tiers.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I'm fairly certain that Brad had fulfilled 0% of those Patreon tiers.

Eventually, every...

[Old Black Man]

They’ll be done when they’re done! Patron goals have no set schedule.