Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:30 pm

Porn director sounds like the ultimate cuck. Or maybe the ultimate Chad.
"Dude, 5 moves, I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping. But to each their own."

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:41 pm

mad bum wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:30 pm
Porn director sounds like the ultimate cuck. Or maybe the ultimate Chad.
Definitely cuck in Brad's case. His wife can star in the videos.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:31 am

veris leta facies wrote:
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Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:27 am
The first Snob movie had Jillian's tits and an ass shot because it was DVD only, so this next one might as well but he might now be too much of a pussy to ask women to get naked.
Oh, I haven't watched that, I just assumed Brad is too much of a faggot to ask his "actresses" to get nude. But that must be what he secretly wants, he really wants to be a porn director, but is too pussy to get to the industry.
It's probably online somewhere. And he is actually suited to be a porn director, since he loves not having to set up much, just point the camera and tell the actors what to do. But then he'd have to pay people to fuck and he doesn't want to do that.
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How difficult could it be to become a porn director?
Not very. You just need a camera, a porn hub account, some seed money and some people who want to be paid to fuck. There's plenty of shitty videos that still get a lot of hits just because there's penetration in them, quality doesn't really matter.

I could probably do it, but I don't have anywhere I could properly film.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by BobbyBoucher » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:19 am

Brad's already admitted to directing porn during the Another Snob Movie marathon. It was when he lived in Los Angeles in the early 2000s, someone called him up to do some work. It was shot at some large house or mansion. It was a hot tub scene or something.

He said he used the alias "Jack Stone". I tried searching around, but apparently no one cares to list porn director credits anywhere.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:24 am

http://reallybradjones.tumblr.com/post/ ... r-new-film

Huh... that doesn't look too bad. Ryan did a decent job shooting it. Now we just have to wait and see how badly Brad fucked up with the script.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Duppppa » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:48 am

drisko wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:24 am
http://reallybradjones.tumblr.com/post/ ... r-new-film

Huh... that doesn't look too bad. Ryan did a decent job shooting it. Now we just have to wait and see how badly Brad fucked up with the script.
While the directing wasn't great or anything it was probably one of the least problems with Jesus Bro. It's the writing and the bad acting that was the problem.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:49 am

drisko wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:24 am
http://reallybradjones.tumblr.com/post/ ... r-new-film

Huh... that doesn't look too bad. Ryan did a decent job shooting it. Now we just have to wait and see how badly Brad fucked up with the script.
For Brad, this is unbeleivable. It doesn't look like TGWTG home video, it almost looks like a movie!

Obviously, I'm still expecting the worst, but just the fact that apparently this time somebody cared enough is kinda stunning. Is there hope yet? Is Brad trying to prove to his ex-granny Lupa that there is more to him than meets the eye?
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It's the writing and the bad acting that was the problem.
That's given to be terrible as well in this case. The Walker brothers are present, of course they are, because Brad doesn't have to pay them. Looks like Rob is one of the main characters. It could be worse, he could cast Douche instead, but I only see him in one shot, so maybe he won't have be in the movie for long.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:33 pm

AVGN's movie looked semi-professional too, but was a dog turd.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:16 pm

Space cop is another example of looking good but absolutely terrible.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:48 am

Oh I know, that's why I clarified with that point about the script.

I looked at his IMDB and it looks like the only directorial work Ryan's ever done has been Brad's movies. Most of his credits are as an editor for TV movies. Which makes me wonder, if you gave him a decent script and real actors, would he actually make something enjoyable?

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