Onision Shitfest

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about
User avatar
Kugelfisch
The white ghost
Posts: 47248
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:18 pm

mad bum wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:08 pm
I like Hansen but he needs to learn internet culture doesn't care about your normie awards and they will just make fun of you regardless.
The stupid fucking boomer meme actually fits him. He'd need some PR guy that isn't some life long media twat and over 50. He should've just called Ralf a fat, alcoholic faggot and to go back to fucking his tranny wife. Could you even imagine how sick of a burn that would've been coming from him?
Oh well, the internet is no country for old men.
SpoilerShow
Image
Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!

User avatar
Some Sick Fuck
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 5308
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:10 am

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:20 am

I don't think he can afford a PR guy anymore...

Either way, what a shitshow. I hate the Killstream faggots with a passion, despite barely knowing about them, because similar to Booger, DSP and others, they resemble everything wrong with humanity. Of course I'm not surprised they invited Onision on, because it brings in more shekels.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:50 pm
She's a lot less dead than I was expecting.
She looks braindead enough to me.
Image

Blessed are the shitposters, for they will be called children of the Sperg.

User avatar
Moe Bitches
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 5656
Joined: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:54 am
Location: Hell on Earth
Contact:

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:16 pm

The only good killstream was the Mundanematt one of course.
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 am
Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

User avatar
Guest

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:58 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:16 pm
The only good killstream was the Mundanematt one of course.
There was a point where it seemed like a real possibility that Ralph might die on stream every night. Of course being Ralph he always disappoints.

User avatar
Guest

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:06 pm

why did he make an animated version of "I Am Silly"?

User avatar
Salmonella
Posts: 415
Joined: Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:09 am

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Salmonella » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:14 pm

Last I heard of Chris Hansen was when he got arrested for owing people money.

Its sad how hard he's trying to stay relevant.

User avatar
Guest

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:18 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:58 pm
Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:16 pm
The only good killstream was the Mundanematt one of course.
There was a point where it seemed like a real possibility that Ralph might die on stream every night. Of course being Ralph he always disappoints.
Ralph was never truly alive.

User avatar
Poonoo
Bureaucrat
Posts: 7068
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:16 pm

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Poonoo » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:20 am

Dehbashi wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:09 pm
So Ethan Ralph pounces on it and Dick Masterson and him interview Onision on the Killstream. So obviously the both of them start bragging about it and mocking Hansen for being a wuss for when given the chance he didn't interview Onision.
And I'm sure their interview was all fucking asspats like it always is with both shows. Just like when Nool pops up on their streams and they suck his dick, or when Hotwheels joins them and straight up fucking lies constantly and they all play fucking dumb. For all the talk about being edgy it is one big fucking circlejerk until they finally snap at each other when the drama dies down.

When Ben Shapiro sees Ralph's greed even he thinks he is too much of a jew.
Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:11 pm
Also Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
Image

User avatar
Le Redditeur
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 11691
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:58 pm

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:22 pm

Really, the only person they ever raked over the coals was The Boulder Boy, and only because he comitted the crime of depriving Ralph from his superberries (Matt had been falseflagging Pesos for ages and they didn't really care up to that point).

User avatar
RAPEMAN
Supreme Shitposter
Posts: 10335
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:22 pm

Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:25 am

You have to admit, by Hanson passing up his chance to interview Chris, Chris was absolutely able to flip this shit on its head. Hanson was leading up to this interview for half a year to then deny it because he wouldn't be able to edit it makes this all look bad. It doesn't help that all Onions exes are weirdo clown "people." This whole situation was a false cum that slowly dribbled in their collective undergarments. The FBI doesn't give a shit that some weirdo fucked some barley legals groupies. Maybe if he keeps dropping kids out of windows we'll see some IRL drama.
SpoilerShow
EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE HERE IS SATIRE. I DO NOT CONDONE NOR SUPPORT ANY OF THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED ON THIS FORUM.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Ahrefs [Bot], Google [Bot], Msauce and 46 guests