Dead Horse Interchange

It's pretty much his real full-time job. This takes some motherfuckin' dedication.

Angelfire Memes wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:52 pm

I literally cannot imagine pumping $500 worth of gin plus the requisite amount of lemonade into my body every 3-4 weeks, even if I quit my job and took up full-time alcoholism. This is easily his most impressive achievement.

No kidding! Even at my worst I wasn't remotely there. Even if it was actually for wine we're talking somewhere between 30 to 50 bottles here.
He spends more on booze than even my hardcore alcoholic customers did because he's got a whale financing him a monthly budget for the good stuff. Absolutely absurd.

Well he is a mature adult with an adult house and a totally loving soul maid mom, I mean, live-in wife, I mean roommate, whatever!
Of course he also drinks lots of alcohol because he is so mature, you guys.

Will he ignore the leak, or will he deny everything, or will he claim that this amount of booze is totally normal and you're just a pussy if you're already passed out after the 20th bottle ?

He's been ignoring it so far. There's nothing he can say because he knows it's all real.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:58 pm

Will he ignore the leak, or will he deny everything, or will he claim that this amount of booze is totally normal and you're just a pussy if you're already passed out after the 20th bottle ?

There's also the "i was drinking the alcohol free Tanqueray, only 6 calories per unit!" lie.

You forgot the "Ack ack ack *snort*"

"Well done, you're so skilled at social engineering! *snort* You're the best! You're so good! You social engineered my social security number and used it to access my bank account. Yes. Well done. You're so good."
*stands up and sarcastically applauds for a full minute*

That is how I picture it going.

He'll just make the "mentally ill criminals" rant and be very vague about what was revealed.

Guest wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:10 pm

He'll just make the "mentally ill criminals" rant and be very vague about what was revealed.

Going full Psylon on his dumbass viewers to not look it up and don't believe the lies like it's Xenu.