Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Guest]

People have their sexual awakening from anything.

It is unfortunate for it to be an anthromorphic candy but I... uuh.. Well I just had to know if "brave little toaster" porn existed a few weeks ago and it does.

So there's that.

I know more about what kind of porn exists than I ever thought I would, that's for sure.

Oh, then there's transforming into inanimate objects, like airplanes, then then there being porn of that.

I've looked into the abyss, nothing surprises me anymore.
Don't try to shock me. I'll stop looking for my yearbook if you do.

[Guest]

preaches as some modern-day feminist Anthony Comstock is what pisses people off.

That's what I tried to get him to address, but no, nothing can possibly be because of his own behavior.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Yeah, throughout that whole exchange, he simply would not stop banging on about the people he was catching shit from, never saying one whip stitch about any of the things they were saying. Maybe he is incapable of introspecting, but his behavior here feels more like he's just unwilling.

[Sieg Zeon]

Ben and I have discussed this and we've landed on the idea that generally if Lewis hadn't tried to deny it, and not been a hypocrite about it, and just said, Yeah, so what? I want to bang the green M&M. She's got legs." or something (That's the only reason I could think of why anyone would think she's sex material. I dunno, the lips?) Nobody would be mocking him long term.

Cause everyone's got weird shit. There are deviantartists who have galleries full of stump headed women, some people like women who are flat. Like, 2 dimensionally flattened, stompped on.

Or maybe that's just fucking deviantart that's the problem there. I grant you none of these people are public figures and theyre far for honest than Lewis.

Yeah, you just gotta be honest. I can only get off when moving at high speeds or breaking G force, so roller coasters and car crashes are my ticket to the o zone. You don’t see me crying about being called a degenerate.

[Cuckara]

Ben and I have discussed this and we've landed on the idea that generally if Lewis hadn't tried to deny it, and not been a hypocrite about it, and just said, Yeah, so what? I want to bang the green M&M. She's got legs." or something (That's the only reason I could think of why anyone would think she's sex material. I dunno, the lips?) Nobody would be mocking him long term.

Cause everyone's got weird shit. There are deviantartists who have galleries full of stump headed women, some people like women who are flat. Like, 2 dimensionally flattened, stompped on.

Or maybe that's just fucking deviantart that's the problem there. I grant you none of these people are public figures and theyre far for honest than Lewis.

Yeah, you just gotta be honest. I can only get off when moving at high speeds or breaking G force, so roller coasters and car crashes are my ticket to the o zone. You don’t see me crying about being called a degenerate.

Is your favorite film David Cronenberg's Crash?

[Sieg Zeon]

Ben and I have discussed this and we've landed on the idea that generally if Lewis hadn't tried to deny it, and not been a hypocrite about it, and just said, Yeah, so what? I want to bang the green M&M. She's got legs." or something (That's the only reason I could think of why anyone would think she's sex material. I dunno, the lips?) Nobody would be mocking him long term.

Cause everyone's got weird shit. There are deviantartists who have galleries full of stump headed women, some people like women who are flat. Like, 2 dimensionally flattened, stompped on.

Or maybe that's just fucking deviantart that's the problem there. I grant you none of these people are public figures and theyre far for honest than Lewis.

Yeah, you just gotta be honest. I can only get off when moving at high speeds or breaking G force, so roller coasters and car crashes are my ticket to the o zone. You don’t see me crying about being called a degenerate.

Is your favorite film David Cronenberg's Crash?

It’s up there. I’m afraid to admit that I’ve been banned from a lot of theme parks.

[Guest]

I’m afraid to admit that I’ve been banned from a lot of theme parks.

We know, Mr. Goldmark.

[Guest]

There's a degenerate in all of us. I like feet but am also into more twisted shit like snuff/strangulation fantasies. That reminds me - I need to do something about that damn cheerleader, she's starting to stink up the basement.

Seriously tho, Linkara's real problem isn't so much the fact that he gets off on being a cockslut, or rape, or the Green M&M. The issue is he gleefully pulls his meat to weirdo fantasies but then turns around and chastises people for banal shit like enjoying X-Men's Storm strutting around in high heel boots and a revealing costume. Fuck off, hypocrite.

He's like goddamn Ted Haggard, moaning about the evils of homosexuality one minute and then tapping his foot under a men's restroom stall the next. How appropriate in his case. You can take the fundie out of the cult, but you can't take the cult out of the fundie. Cockslut just found himself another place to feel good about himself in feminism/leftism.

[Sieg Zeon]

I’m afraid to admit that I’ve been banned from a lot of theme parks.

We know, Mr. Goldmark.

Hey! Skidmark is there for the kids, I’m there to be tossed around violently till I blow a load.

[impiousimp]

Found my year book.

Lewis wrote: "There is no problem, fight, or dispute that cannot be solved by pizza."