Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Keith Chegwin]

Wow a picture of the new super cromosome collider. Jam packed cells filled with all the cromosomes someone lost on the way. If you grab her ankles and swing her hard against a wall till she breaks, the leaking juice will produce normal human babys. Just like a pressured gas tank. Only that this thing holds kompressed genetic material....
When god was asking people if someibe want some extra cromosomes, she screamed for an whole day...when the bible tells that he rested on the 7.day it is not true. It took a day to fill that thing up with some extras...

476 members including a fucking furfaggot from Estonia and you manage to be the most fucked up

[ChangeTheChunnel]

masterpiece

We have an off-off-off-way-the-hell-off Broadway musical in the works here.

[GitGud]

Wow a picture of the new super cromosome collider. Jam packed cells filled with all the cromosomes someone lost on the way. If you grab her ankles and swing her hard against a wall till she breaks, the leaking juice will produce normal human babys. Just like a pressured gas tank. Only that this thing holds kompressed genetic material....
When god was asking people if someibe want some extra cromosomes, she screamed for an whole day...when the bible tells that he rested on the 7.day it is not true. It took a day to fill that thing up with some extras...

476 members including a fucking furfaggot from Estonia and you manage to be the most fucked up

Hey....I am fucked up? What?
You got a Titel, not me. Do something to earn the "Shitposter"-Tag you are wearing

Btw, i am a normal human bean and i love all of you fags

[Guest]

But are you a real human bean?

[GitGud]

Ja, die meisten Parts.
And think about what would happen if some kind of A.I. would write such things.

But if i SOMEHOW would become something like skynet i would never harm any of you. Not that i am planning something.

[Kugelfisch]

If you grab her ankles and swing her hard against a wall till she breaks, the leaking juice will produce normal human babys. Just like a pressured gas tank. Only that this thing holds kompressed genetic material....

It might be because I'm extremely tired but I cried laughing at this.

[RAPEMAN]

I came back and reread that post and I still can't express my laughter. The pure consciousness of that post is legendary.

I wish we had custom titles like some forums. GitGug would be "Super Chromosome Collider"

[Cuckson]

I came back and reread that post and I still can't express my laughter. The pure consciousness of that post is legendary.

I wish we had custom titles like some forums. GitGug would be "Super Chromosome Collider"

seconded, we really need that shit

[Kugelfisch]

I could set that up but that's really only furthering special snowflake shit.

[Cuckson]

half the regulars already wear a special tag anyway, it would just give us some extra customization